10 Status Message of the Day


Police Station toilet stolen - Cops have nothing to go on.

Police Station toilet stolen. Cops have nothing to go on.

wonders how skinny he would be if he had to pedal to keep the computer on.

I wonder if my mailman even recognized me with my clothes on.

Feeling a little horny today. I think my check-engine light is ON.

I'm living the dream! Unfortunately, I think it's the bad one where I come to school with no pants on.

Kindness is just love with its workboots on.

What's the difference between light and hard? You can go to bed with a light on.

What's the difference between light and hard? You can sleep with a light on.

the man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

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