Two little girls, on their way...

Two little girls, on their way home from Sunday school, were solemnly discussing the lesson. ""Do you believe there is a devil?"" asked one. ""No,"" said the other promptly. ""It's like Santa Claus: it's your father.""

~Ladies' Home Journal, quoted in 2,715 One-Line Quotations for Speakers, Writers & Raconteurs by Edward F. Murphy~