10 Status Message of the Day

Try something spontaneous today. Like combustion.

can never enjoy Sundays, because in the back of my mind I know I have work the next day. It's like trying to enjoy your last meal before execution.

making a New Years resolution to not make a New Years resolution.

Well aren't you a waste of two billion years of evolution.

thinks one trip to Wal Mart may cause an intelligent person to start questioning the theory of evolution.

just spent an hour at Walmart and I no longer believe in evolution.

Its funny how Governments evolution is opposite as to mans evolution.

It's a sad state of affairs when most Americans don�t know... Separation of church and state is not in the Constitution.

No grandma it's not "50 percent and acorn," it's 50 Cent and Akon.

I woke up at 3am naked and holding a watermelon.

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