10 Status Message of the Day

wonders why they sell windshield washer fluid in a gallon container, but the reservoir in vehicles only holds 7/8 gallon.

What is the generic brand name for Viagra? Mycauxaphallon.

I used to go out with an English teacher, but she dumped me. She didn't approve of my improper use of the colon.

I think if I were to stop suddenly... my son would find himself lodged somewhere in my colon.

Back in my day, evolution simply meant a more badass Pokemon.

I think, therefore we have nothing in common.

There are three major types of colour blindness. They are red-green, blue-yellow and tan-orange. Unfortunately, tan-orange is the most common.

thinks they need to have a twelve-step help group for compulsive talkers. They would call it On Anon Anon.

With fame I become more and more stupid, which of course is a very common phenomenon.

thinks webbed feet are a huge turn-on.

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