10 Status Message of the Day

When I see people outside, smoking in freezing temperatures, it makes me wonder what else I can get them to do.

This status update is a test. It is only a test. Had it been an actual status update, you would have received further instructions on where to go and what to do.

March 4th. I like date because it's like i'm telling people what to do.

Screw getting an alarm system. I�ve seen Home Alone, I know what to do.

Don't worry about what other people think because they rarely ever do.

if you are 17, and still dressing up and coming to my house for Halloween, you sure as hell better say "Trick or Treat" and "Thank You" like the little kids do.

Thinking they need to make pro football and basketball coaches wear uniforms like baseball coaches do.

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

an alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

The thing about unreliable people is that they are very consistent at what they do.

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