suddenly has an urge to go for a balloon ride over Colorado.
In an effort to boost sales, some stores are doing a "Christmas in July" completes with holiday music, decorations and sales. Nothing will put you in a buying/holiday/festive mood like Santa in a speedo.
You don't have to be good at anagrams to see that Pope Benedict is an Epic Bent Pedo.
officially changing her TV remote's name to Waldo.
I'm officially changing my TV remote's name to Waldo.
There's a new soft drink which contains Viagra instead of Caffeine. It's called mount-n-do.
I avoid "online dating sites" because they match you up with people who share your interests and I don�t want to go out with a weirdo.
Woman's Favorite Position is CEO.
Anyone know about how much Santa weighs ... I am currently setting a trap and need some info.
I saw Elvis. He sat between me and Bigfoot on the UFO.
In an effort to boost sales, some stores are doing a "Christmas in July" completes with holiday music, decorations and sales. Nothing will put you in a buying/holiday/festive mood like Santa in a speedo.
You don't have to be good at anagrams to see that Pope Benedict is an Epic Bent Pedo.
officially changing her TV remote's name to Waldo.
I'm officially changing my TV remote's name to Waldo.
There's a new soft drink which contains Viagra instead of Caffeine. It's called mount-n-do.
I avoid "online dating sites" because they match you up with people who share your interests and I don�t want to go out with a weirdo.
Woman's Favorite Position is CEO.
Anyone know about how much Santa weighs ... I am currently setting a trap and need some info.
I saw Elvis. He sat between me and Bigfoot on the UFO.
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