10 Status Message of the Day

There is really quite nothing like the flavor of a rejected Facebook friendship invitation.

Just washed my car with the squeegee at the gas station.

thinks he messed up. One of my wife's girlfriends came over to the house crying yesterday and asked me to console her. So I hit her over the head with my Playstation.

Ninety percent of the politicians give the other ten percent a bad reputation.

If you can stay calm while all around you is chaos, then you probably haven't completely understood the situation.

A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation.

Those who say you only fall in love once must not have a FB, cause I see ALOT of PPL falling in love like every other week with a new person!! .. and if this offends you, maybe you need to take a look at your situation.

You ever wonder why wearing no underwear is called "going commando"? It seems to me it wouldn't be useful in a combat situation.

Someone asked me what the difference between a professional and a businessman is: a businessman thinks about himself, a professional the organization.

probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.

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