10 Status Message of the Day

Biggest Social Networking Crime: You haven�t seen someone for years; you vaguely recognize their name but not their face. They add you as a friend on Facebook and then after you accept them, you never hear from them again.

I'm going to invent the Facebook Status Flipbook. An animated screen capture collection. Met a new guy (flip), it's only been a week but I Love him (flip), week 2 and I hate him (flip), deleting Facebook (flip), I Love him again.

nobody. NOBODY is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect. So there. Logic and reasoning win again.

Knows a way to keep NFL players from acting like sissies, give them all leather helmets to wear again.

I ran into my ex the other day, hit reverse, and ran into her again.

It recently became apparent to me that the letters 'T' and 'G' are far too close together on a keyboard. This is why I'll never be ending an e-mail with the phrase "Regards" ever again.

For fun, I cut out jack-o-lantern, put it on my head, and went into stores, asking if they sold pumpkin pie. When the startled employees said yes, I would leave the store yelling "Murderer's!" over and over again.

For fun I just increased the font to 200% and it looked like first grade all over again.

Facebook: Where people go to re-experience their childhood rejection & acceptance issues all over again.

Arite guys, celebrity doppelg�nger week is over. Take down these beautiful celebrities and let's see your ugly faces again.

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