10 Status Message of the Day

I'm pretty damn sure that Starbucks has no idea we're in a recession.

pretty damn sure that Starbucks clearly has no idea we're in a recession.

Now that Pacquiao's won another fight, everyone wants to see him go up against Floyd Mayweather. But we all know there's no 'money' cuz we're in a recession.

Women are like police, they can have all the evidence in the world but they still want a confession.

Have you thought about being a bit selective when uploading photos. We don't need to see the WHOLE PHOTO SESSION.

kissed a girl, and he liked it...and blames Katy Perry for his imprisonment. She didn't say anything about asking permission.

thinks It�s easier to seek forgiveness than ask for permission.

No one can ruin your day without your permission.

sex with an imaginary friend is still just masturbation.

When things sound reasonable ~ its time to up my medication.

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