10 Status Message of the Day

They say that licking the back of a frog cures depression. The only problem is that once you stop,the frog gets depressed again.

One time a bird dropped some mac & cheese on my windshield. Initially I thought "Are you kidding me?!" but once I understood that this was in fact a magical dinner suggestion from God, all was right with the world once again.

concerned by the NBA champions LA LAKERS with Ron Artest thanking his "hood", Phil telling his guys to grab their loose balls, and Kobe doin work so much to get his man Phil back once again.

It rubs the iPad on its skin or else it gets the Kindle again.

Goodbye doesn't mean 'forever'. That's why I'll make you swallow the 'BYE' and give the 'GOOD' to me again.

puts the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again.

puts the lotion in the basket or else it gets the hose again.

Give a man a fish, you'll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, you'll feed him for life. Give a octopus nunchuks and nobody's going to bother those fish again.

Eight more days and I can start telling the truth again.

Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If they aren't there the first time you need them, chances are you won't be needing them again.

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