10 Status Message of the Day

ATTENTION: Law Enforcement Officials need everyone's help!!! Police are searching for a thief who splashes gasoline on his victims and then robs them by threatening them with a lighted match. The Authorities want to catch him before he strikes again.

gotta love it when 75% of commercials are political ads. I find it odd that I'm actually looking forward to when commercials are 100% commercials again.

Amy Winehouse says her body has been through so much she probably can't get pregnant. Darwin wins again.

hopes this Halloween, he doesn't end up with a bag full of restraining orders again.

Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am, auditioning for the circus again.

will never wear a red shirt at target again.

Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

Sometimes you think a thought and just when you think that thought was not worth thinking then you think about it and after have thought the thought over will never think it again.

If I'm not good at something, I never want to play it again.

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