10 Status Message of the Day

thinks the only reason the Easter bunny hides his eggs is cause he doesn't want anyone to know he screwed a chicken.

Only in America would they name a State after a bucket of fried chicken.

You are what you eat. So stay away from the jerk chicken.

For an old white guy the colonel makes some good ass chicken.

I think this coffee is broken.

needs to have a fixed income... mine is broken.

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken.

failure, is not falling down; but remaining where you have fallen.

heard that Tiger Woods just sent Jesse James a Thank You note... and a bottle of penecillen.

only shoplifting discount stores, because jail sentences are based on cost of goods stolen.

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