If I can wear my slippers and there's free food, I'm in.
I joined the Tourettes society today. It only took a minute to be sworn in.
I'm thinking about buying an invisible box that they trap mimes in.
If you scream in a library, people just look at you funny. If you scream on an airplane, everyone joins in.
I hope someone gets a pic of Lil Wayne on his way out high-fiving T.I. on his way in.
Complain: To explain your pain for no gain.
The letters T and G are very close to each other on a keyboard. This recently became all too apparent to me and consequently I will never be ending a work email with the phrase "Regards" again.
The letters T and G are very close to each other on a keyboard. This recently became all too apparent to me and, consequently, I will never be ending an important email with the phrase "Regards" again.
My parents told me I could be anything I wanted. I've finally decided. . . I want to be 21 again.
I bet you Randy Moss wishes he could be traded again.
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