10 Status Message of the Day

The thousands of falling birds in Arkansas gives a whole new meaning to the game Angry Birds!!

Wow! She has a nice pair of golden globes!!

I want to make you feel like your the only girl in the world LOL jks I got ho's, in different area codes!!

Before starting any new chapter to study...i always count da number of pages!!

Oh Facebook! you go through more Design Changes than Women do wid clothes!!

Before I was married I had three theories about raising children...now I have 3 children and absolutely no theories!!

Tough decisions... Beat off in the shower and waste water or use Kleenex and add to landfill? What can I say? I love Mother Earth and big t*tties!!

God Bless the Chilian miners and there familes for going through tough times!!

If your paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!!

Jesus saves..., He passes to Moses!; Moses shoots!..., HE SCORES!!

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