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as cool as a winter breeze over a cucumber garden.

Wants to party with Charlie sheen.

I once dated a girl who's right leg was slightly longer than her left....I really do miss Eileen.

I spent 3 hours watching Big Brother tonight, thinking all that lazy woman has done is lay on the sofa eating crisps and drinking fizzy.Then I realised the TV wasn't even on...it was just the reflection off the screen.

It's hard to get the big picture when you have such a small screen.

been modified from his original version. He has been formatted to fit your Screen.

Wow, it's beautiful outside. I should probably do something. Like close the blinds so there isn't a glare on my screen.

now available in widescreen.

Phil mickleson has by far the sloppiest titties of any professional athletes that I have ever seen.

I watched the new Supreme Court nominee on C-SPAN yesterday and honestly think he has the worst haircut I've ever seen.

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