10 Status Message of the Day

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

She doesn't trust him an inch. If she doesn't find any strange hairs on his jackets she just accuses him of having an affair with a bald woman.

Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.

Who does everyone listen to and no one believe? The weatherman.

normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.

The guy to convince the first blind man he needed Sunglasses must have been one hell of a salesman.

At a recent job interview: What would you consider to be your main weaknesses and strengths? Well my main weakness would be my issues with reality, telling what's real from what's not.And your strengths? I'm Batman.

Wondering if in the future, robots will have a dance called the human.

For my visit to the bank tomorrow, I've packed lacy lingerie, chloroform and a chainsaw. One way or another, I'm getting that loan.

Why worry about the world ending today, Its tommorow in Japan.

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