10 Status Message of the Day

My Idea for dinner tonight......."A man, a can, a plan".....uh oh no cans, there goes my plan.

Bleeched blonde hair, fake nails, fake tan, fake eye lashes.. and yet they wonder why they can't find a "real" man.

less than a God, but more than a man.

repairing his/her wall. Thanks Kool Aid Man.

Sometimes I keep my car windows down just to allow other drivers the opportunity to see such a handsome man.

It takes a big man to cry. It takes an even bigger man to laugh at that man.

The devil is not in Georgia today unless he teamed up with the Iceman.

I guess having voices in your head isn't so bad if it's James Earl Jones or Morgan Freeman.

heard that actor Mel Gibson had phoned several trusted friends for advice on how to handle his situation with girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva. They included Alec Baldwin, Chris Brown, Michael Richards, Archie Bunker and the ghost of Gary Coleman.

I think I drink too much... my liver is so shriveled, black and dead, if you put your ear up to it you can hear Gary Coleman.

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