10 Status Message of the Day

Can everyone just go n help get all the water out of BP's oil!! Thanx!!

thanks dad for not pulling out.! Happy fathers day!!

I feel bad for people that don't drink, because when they get up in the morning that is as good as you are going to feel all day!!

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going over his plans for world domination and all those who have crossed him in the past will be unmercifully slaughtered....have a great day!!

in no mood for a smoke today!!

Money....Here Today, Gone Today!!

if you don't like your job, you don't strike...you just go in everyday and do it half-assed...THAT'S THE AMERICAN WAY!!

I think it is funny as hell. Then again I love my own brand of comedy!!

I saw Toy Story 3 and Barbie gave me a Woody!!

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