10 Status Message of the Day

There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to fall after leaning your chair back a little too far.

Eating Ramen Noodles with a spoon is like going the speed limit, sounds like a good idea but won't get you very far.

Dear fellow person looking for the lady popping out kids every 10 seconds I have found that lady! her name is Michelle Duggar.

I always text 'lol' but rarely do I actually "laugh out loud". I'm such a liar.

I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.

well Obama just signed the Health Care Bill... I'm making sandwiches and moving into a storm cellar.

After Palin's speech today, we need a rally for Restoring Grammar.

Sometimes I hear music so bad that I think the government should also enforce a five-day waiting period for buying a guitar.

It's never too late to start secretly playing air guitar.

Facebook killed the Myspace star.

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