I try to be tolerant but then other people go and mess it up.
Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut up.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to talk and walk,then the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
figures the only thing worse than finding out that you were given up for adoption would be learning that it was Rick Astley who gave you up.
just watched the A-team. It was really good. I like the part when stuff blew up.
Astronauts are the only people who followed through on what they wanted to be when they grew up.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
so broke that if I had to pay a nickel to take a $h1t, I'd have to throw up.
They said the baby looked like me. Until they turned him the right way up.
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