10 Status Message of the Day

I'm seeing alot of couple getting joint facebook accounts and call them for example "JohnandJaneDoe". Ah, nothing says love like I don't trust you to have your own facbeook page. So, lets get one together so we can keep tabs on each other Dear.

MYTH NUMBER 6.... Liquor Before Beer, Never Fear.

stuck in second gear.

It's illegal to text and drive, but it's not against the law to work on ur laptop whilest driving. Thanks policeman for making that clear.

so awesome, that when I go swimming, dolphins appear.

Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.

Victoria's Secret: objects in this t-shirt may be smaller than they appear.

Warning: Dates in calendar are closer than they appear.

Wishes some people were like Etch-A-Sketch's.. when you shake the sh*t out of them they disappear.

I wish some people were like Etch-A-Sketch's...when you shake the sh*t out of them they disappear.

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