10 Status Message of the Day

Wine tasting is very disappointing. I prefer wine consuming where the server gives you a bottle and leaves you alone. I don't need a history of how these grapes were stomped and I'd appreciate more than a thimble sized cup.

If you thought the Vuvuzelas at South Africa were annoying, wait til you hear the automatic weapons the Russians bring to the World Cup.

I hope Gryffindor wins the World Cup.

what does the World Cup and Girls have in common? Well, 2 girls, 1 big worldCup.

Makeup can make you look pretty on the outside. But it doesn't help if you're ugly on the inside. Unless you eat the makeup.

In life, it seems the group of people who are easily offended and the group of people who are easily confused tend to be the same group.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but two rights make a hate group.

Fun fact: if you leave a bag of lettuce in the fridge long enough, it will turn into brown soup.

I've started a new exercise regime. Every morning, before I get out of bed, I do one sit-up.

Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.

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