[Breadbaking is] one of those ...

[Breadbaking is] one of those almost hypnotic businesses, like a dance from some ancient ceremony. It leaves you filled with one of the world's sweetest smells... there is no chiropractic treatment, no Yoga exercise, no hour of meditation in a music-throbbing chapel, that will leave you emptier of bad thoughts than this homely ceremony of making bread.

~M.F.K. Fisher, The Art of Eating~

You know how I feel about taco...

You know how I feel about tacos. It's the only food shaped like a smile. A beef smile.

~Danielle Sanchez-Witzel and Michael Pennie, My Name is Earl, ""South of the Border Part Uno/Dos,"" original airdate 7 December 2006, spoken by the character Earl Hickey~

You can tell how long a couple...

You can tell how long a couple has been married by whether they are on their first, second or third bottle of Tobasco.

~Bruce Bye~

You can say this for ready-mix...

You can say this for ready-mixes - the next generation isn't going to have any trouble making pies exactly like mother used to make.

~Earl Wilson~

You can find your way across t...

You can find your way across this country using burger joints the way a navigator uses stars.

~Charles Kuralt~

You are what you eat. Fo...

You are what you eat.  For example, if you eat garlic you're apt to be a hermit.

~Franklin P. Jones~

Worries go down better with so...

Worries go down better with soup than without.

~Jewish Proverb~

When I'm at a Chinese restaura...

When I'm at a Chinese restaurant having a hard time with chopsticks, I always hope that there's a Chinese kid at an American restaurant somewhere who's struggling mightily with a fork.

~Rick Budinich~

When baking, follow directions...

When baking, follow directions.  When cooking, go by your own taste.

~Laiko Bahrs~

What is stronger than a mother...

What is stronger than a mother's love? The smell of spring onions on your girl's breath.

~Four Hundred Laughs: Or, Fun Without Vulgarity, compiled and edited by John R. Kemble, 1902~

What is patriotism but the lov...

What is patriotism but the love of the food one ate as a child?

~Lin Yutang~

Welcome to the Church of the H...

Welcome to the Church of the Holy Cabbage.  Lettuce pray.

~Author Unknown~

We think fast food is equivale...

We think fast food is equivalent to pornography, nutritionally speaking.

~Steve Elbert~

We plan, we toil, we suffer - ...

We plan, we toil, we suffer - in the hope of what?  A camel-load of idol's eyes?  The title deeds of Radio City?  The empire of Asia?  A trip to the moon?  No, no, no, no.  Simply to wake just in time to smell coffee and bacon and eggs.

~J.B. Priestly~

We load up on oat bran in the ...

We load up on oat bran in the morning so we'll live forever.  Then we spend the rest of the day living like there's no tomorrow.

~Lee Iacocca~

We are living in a world today...

We are living in a world today where lemonade is made from artificial flavors and furniture polish is made from real lemons.

~Alfred E. Newman~

We are all dietetic sinners; o...

We are all dietetic sinners; only a small percent of what we eat nourishes us; the balance goes to waste and loss of energy.

~William Osler~

Vegetarianism is harmless enou...

Vegetarianism is harmless enough though it is apt to fill a man with wind and self-righteousness.

~Robert Hutchison, address to the British Medical Association, 1930~

Vegetables are the food of the...

Vegetables are the food of the earth; fruit seems more the food of the heavens.

~Sepal Felicivant~

Vegetables are interesting but...

Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.

~Fran Lebowitz~