You can't part the skin of a s...

You can't part the skin of a sausage, Or a dad from his fond son and heir. And you can't part the hair on a bald-headed man, For there'll be no parting there.

~Billy Bennett~

Women.... Who made 'em? ...

Women.... Who made 'em?  God must have been a... genius.  Their hair.  They say that the hair is everything, you know?  Have you ever buried your nose in a mountain of curls, and just wanted to go to sleep forever?

~Bo Goldman, "The Start of an Education," ~

When red headed people are abo...

When red headed people are above a certain social grade their hair is auburn.

~Mark Twain, A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court~

What's the matter with you guy...

What's the matter with you guys? The sight of blonde hair knocks you three rungs down on the evolutionary ladder.

~From the television show Civil Wars~

Violet will be a good color fo...

Violet will be a good color for hair at just about the same time that brunette becomes a good color for flowers.

~Fran Lebowitz~

To Crystal, hair was the most ...

To Crystal, hair was the most important thing on earth.  She would never get married because you couldn't wear curlers in bed.

~Edna O'Brien~

Those curious locks so aptly t...

Those curious locks so aptly twin'd, Whose every hair a soul doth bind

~ Thomas Carew~

There was never a saint with r...

There was never a saint with red hair.

~Russian proverb~

There is nothing more contempt...

There is nothing more contemptible than a bald man who pretends to have hair.

~Martial~

There is more felicity on the ...

There is more felicity on the far side of baldness than young men can possibly imagine.

~Logan Pearsall Smith~

The very hairs of your head ar...

The very hairs of your head are all numbered.

~Matthew~

The hoary beard is a crown of ...

The hoary beard is a crown of glory if it be found in the way of righteousness.

~Anonymous~

The hair is the richest orname...

The hair is the richest ornament of women.

~Martin Luther~

The hair is the richest orname...

The hair is the richest ornament of women.

~Martin Luther~

The great ages of prose are th...

The great ages of prose are the ages in which men shave.  The great ages of poetry are those in which they allow their beards to grow.

~Robert Lynd~

Only God, my dear, Could love ...

Only God, my dear, Could love you for yourself alone And not your yellow hair

~ W.B. Yeats~

Only God, my dear, Could love ...

Only God, my dear, Could love you for yourself alone And not your yellow hair

~ W.B. Yeats~

Long, beautiful, gleaming, ste...

Long, beautiful, gleaming, steaming, flaxen, waxen... I adore hair!

~James Rado and Gerome Ragni, Hair~

Long hair minimizes the need f...

Long hair minimizes the need for barbers; socks can be done without; one leather jacket solves the coat problem for many years; suspenders are superfluous.

~Albert Einstein~

Hair style is the final tip-of...

Hair style is the final tip-off whether or not a woman really knows herself.

~Hubert de Givenchy, Vogue, July 1985~