When you think of hockey, when...

When you think of hockey, when you think of Canada, you think of Wayne Gretzky.

~Joe Sakic ~

When Hell freezes over, I'll p...

When Hell freezes over, I'll play hockey there too.

~Author Unknown~

We take the shortest route to ...

We take the shortest route to the puck and arrive in ill humor.

~Bobby Clarke~

We get nose jobs all the time ...

We get nose jobs all the time in the NHL, and we don't even have to go to the hospital.

~Brad Park~

The three important elements o...

The three important elements of hockey are: forecheck, backcheck and paycheck.

~Gil Perreault~

Street hockey is great for kid...

Street hockey is great for kids. It's energetic, competitive, and skilful. And best of all it keeps them off the street.

~Author Unknown ~

Sometimes guys need to cry. So...

Sometimes guys need to cry. Some hockey players think they're too tough to cry.

~Brett Hull~

Some people skate to the puck....

Some people skate to the puck.  I skate to where the puck is going to be.

~Wayne Gretzky~

Our first priority was staying...

Our first priority was staying alive. Our second was stopping the puck.

~Glenn Hall~

Our first priority was staying...

Our first priority was staying alive. Our second was stopping the puck.

~Glenn Hall~

October is not only a beautifu...

October is not only a beautiful month but marks the precious yet fleeting overlap of hockey, baseball, basketball, and football.

~Jason Love~

Half the game is mental; the o...

Half the game is mental; the other half is being mental.

~Jim McKenny ~

Ice hockey players can walk on...

Ice hockey players can walk on water.

~Author Unknown ~

Ice hockey is a form of disord...

Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept.

~Doug Larson~

I'm not dumb enough to be a go...

I'm not dumb enough to be a goalie.

~Brett Hull ~

I went to a fight the other ni...

I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.

~Rodney Dangerfield~

I think the thing you always g...

I think the thing you always got to keep in mind, you know, hockey is a game of one-on-one battles.

~Mark Messier~

How would you like a job where...

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo?

~Jacques Plante~

Hockey players wear numbers be...

Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records.

~Author Unknown ~

Hockey players have fire in th...

Hockey players have fire in their hearts and ice in their veins.

~Author Unknown~