Young men soon give, and soon forget affronts, Old age is slow in both.
Showing posts with label Insult Quotes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Insult Quotes. Show all posts
Why does our host always have ...
Why does our host always have tears in his eyes after sex? Due to the pepper spray.
When she told her doctor that ...
When she told her doctor that she always wanted to keep her weight exactly the same as her IQ, he gave her a lecture on anorexia.
To persevere in one's duty and...
To persevere in one's duty and be silent, is the best answer to calumny.
The way to procure insults is ...
The way to procure insults is to submit to them. A man meets with no more respect than he exacts.
The only way she could get a s...
The only way she could get a standing ovation would be if she sang ""The Star-Spangled Banner.""
The only gracious way to accep...
The only gracious way to accept an insult is to ignore it; if you can't ignore it, top it; if you can't top it, laugh at it; if you can't laugh at it, it's probably deserved.
Some people can carry a tune, ...
Some people can carry a tune, but they seem to stagger under the load.
One of the surest signs of the...
One of the surest signs of the Philistine is his reverence for the superior tastes of those who put him down.
One of the surest signs of the...
One of the surest signs of the Philistine is his reverence for the superior tastes of those who put him down.
Mr. Attlee is a very modest ma...
Mr. Attlee is a very modest man. But then he has much to be modest about.
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