Your Business clothes are naturally attracted to staining liquids. This attraction is strongest just before an important meeting.
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The supreme accomplishment is ...
The supreme accomplishment is to blur the line between work and play.
The number one sign you have n...
The number one sign you have nothing to do at work: The 4th Division of Paperclips has overrun the Pushpin Infantry and General White-Out has called for a new skirmish.
The brain is a wonderful organ...
The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get into the office.
I've met a few people in my ti...
I've met a few people in my time who were enthusiastic about hard work. And it was just my luck that all of them happened to be men I was working for at the time.
Executive ability is deciding ...
Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do the work.
Don't worry about people steal...
Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them down people's throats.
By working faithfully eight ho...
By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be a boss and work 12 hours a day.
Accomplishing the impossible m...
Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties.
A baseball game is twice as mu...
A baseball game is twice as much fun if you're seeing it on the company's time.
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