Youth wastes away, but immaturity can last a lifetime.
Showing posts with label One Liners. Show all posts
Showing posts with label One Liners. Show all posts
Your worst humiliation is only someone else's momentary entertainment.
Your worst humiliation is only someone else's momentary entertainment.
Your true value depends entirely on what you are compared with.
Your true value depends entirely on what you are compared with.
Your temper is the only thing you can lose and still have.
Your temper is the only thing you can lose and still have.
Your manuscript is both good and original; but the part that is good is not original, and the part that is original is not good.
Your manuscript is both good and original; but the part that is good is not original, and the part that is original is not good.
Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.
Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.
Your job is still better than asking "You want fries with that?"
Your job is still better than asking "You want fries with that?"
Your children know you love them by your presence, not your presents.
Your children know you love them by your presence, not your presents.
Your child has started growing up when he stops asking you where he came from and starts refusing to tell you where he's going.
Your child has started growing up when he stops asking you where he came from and starts refusing to tell you where he's going.
Your brain is that bodily organ which starts working the moment you awake and does not stop until you get into the office.
Your brain is that bodily organ which starts working the moment you awake and does not stop until you get into the office.
Your actions speak so loud that I can't hear what you're saying.
Your actions speak so loud that I can't hear what you're saying.
Young son: "Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?" Dad: "That happens in every country, son."
Young son: "Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?" Dad: "That happens in every country, son."
You've never been truly drunk until you've had to use a barstool as a walker to get home.
You've never been truly drunk until you've had to use a barstool as a walker to get home.
You've got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in 7-Eleven.
You've got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in 7-Eleven.
You're so ugly, a canibal would take one look at you, and order salad.
You're so ugly, a canibal would take one look at you, and order salad.
You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.
You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.
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