You can spend too much time wo...

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

~Robert Brault, ~

When I was born the doctor too...

When I was born the doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!"

~Rodney Dangerfield~

When I have a kid, I want to p...

When I have a kid, I want to put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall looking frantic.

~Steven Wright~

What's cuter than one baby? A ...

What's cuter than one baby? A precious set of twins! With matching little outfits - And matchless little grins... With twice as many babies, How very busy you will be - Just think of all the loving They'll bring your family

~ Author Unknown~

We came into the world like br...

We came into the world like brother and brother; And now let's go hand in hand, not one before another

~ William Shakespeare, The Comedy of Errors~

Two faces to wash, and four di...

Two faces to wash, and four dirty hands Two insistent voices, making demands Twice as much crying, when things go wrong The four eyes closing, with slumber song Twice as many garments, blowing on the line Two cherubs in the wagon, soaking up sunshine Work I do for twins, naturally comes double But four arms to hug me, repay all my trouble

~ Author Unknown~

Twice as much to love, two ble...

Twice as much to love, two blessings from above.

~Author Unknown~

There's two to wash, two to dr...

There's two to wash, two to dry; There's two who argue, two who cry.... There's two to kiss, two to hug; And best of all, there's two to love

~ Author Unknown~

There are two things in life f...

There are two things in life for which we are never truly prepared:  twins.

~Josh Billings~

Not double trouble, but twice ...

Not double trouble, but twice blessed.

~Author Unknown~

My sister and I, you will reco...

My sister and I, you will recollect, were twins, and you know how subtle are the links which bind two souls which are so closely allied.

~Arthur Conan Doyle, The Adventure of the Speckled Band~

Methinks you are my glass, and...

Methinks you are my glass, and not my brother: I see by you I am a sweet-faced youth

~ William Shakespeare, The Comedy of Errors~

Life is two-riffic with twins....

Life is two-riffic with twins.

~Author Unknown~

Hearts entwined Twenty fingers...

Hearts entwined Twenty fingers, twenty toes, two sweet babies with cheeks of rose. Born on the same day, two gifts from above, lives entwined, two babies to love

~ Author Unknown~

It's double the giggles and do...

It's double the giggles and double the grins, and double the trouble if you're blessed with twins.

~Author Unknown~

It is not economical to go to ...

It is not economical to go to bed early to save the candles if the result is twins.

~Chinese Proverb~

I may be a twin but I'm one of...

I may be a twin but I'm one of a kind.

~Author Unknown~

God touched our hearts so deep...

God touched our hearts so deep inside, our special blessing multiplied.

~Author Unknown~

Constant togetherness is fine ...

Constant togetherness is fine - but only for Siamese twins.

~Victoria Billings~

Can it be, that the Greek gram...

Can it be, that the Greek grammarians invented their dual number for the particular benefit of twins?

~Herman Melville, Redburn. His First Voyage, 1849~