10 Status Message of the Day

It's better to give than to receive... especially in prison.

Don't be the reason I go to prison.

Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work or prison.

busier than a cucumber in a woman's prison.

knows when Farrah got to heaven, God asked her if she had any last wishes. She said she wanted all of the children of the world to be safe. So God killed Michael Jackson.

Game set match = tennis : set match run = arson.

Pat Robertson blamed hurricane Katrina on sexual sin,he blamed the Haiti earthquake on a supposed pact with satan. We havn't had any severe disaster up here in Canada yet but he'll probily blame it on the success of Justin Bieber or Pamela anderson.

what with all this god stuff, Stop it . Get a life you must be a myspace person.

one has facebook complex when he/she needs to have as many "friends" as possible regardless of who they are or if they even really know the person.

This is an excellent time for you to become a missing person.

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