10 Status Message of the Day

Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn�t decide between a wood and an iron.

on an Hedgehog's back, Wearing underpants made of cast iron.

I wish I was made up of 5 midgets, like a human Voltron.

Jack and Jill Went up the hill to have a little fun, stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.

thinks the world should revolve around him since his dad calls him son.

Attention all joined-at-the-hip couples: "Inseparable" and "Insufferable" sound alike for a reason.

Dont Touch..Its call The No No Spot For A Reason.

When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason.

I like It when you smile...................... But I Love It When I'm The Reason.

Politicians are like diapers: they need to be changed frequently and for the same reason.

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