10 Status Message of the Day

I was religious.... right up until about the age of reason.

Don't reach for the stars. You'll just look like a idiot stretching for no reason.

What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovahs Witness?�. Someone who knocks at your door for no apparent reason.

STEELERS draft Florida center Pouncey - but will play him at GUARD after week 4. They don't want BEN'S hands that close to a 20 year old's BUTT that early in the SEASON.

The Bachelor= The downfall of reality tv. OR was it Ellen taking Paula Abdul's place, OR is it the fact that Howerd Stern may be taking Sinon Cowell's place next season.

Ellen DeGeneres finds it hard to judge people and hurt their feeling so she is leaving American Idol. Producers have put in a call to Mel Gibson.

One of the best feelings is cutting a person off and then having them do something to reassure you that you made the right decison.

Marriage is not a word or a sentence, as reported above. It's an institution - like... prison.

Kids can't read the Bible in school, but are encouraged to read it in prison. Maybe if we allowed them to read it in school, they might never end up in prison.

why test on animals when we have pedofiles in prison.

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