10 Status Message of the Day

Never tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon.

Dont tell me the sky is the limit when there are damn footprints on the moon.

thinks it should be illegal to do construction, mow, and/or weed whack before noon.

It should be illegal to be *required* to be up before noon.

I wanted to write something about DJ AM but some people said it was too early, so i'm gonna wait 'till noon.

Giving this positive outlook thing the old college try. Which means I'll only try on Tuesdays and Thursdays after noon.

Stupid bloody garbage trucks waking me up at noon.

I'm thinking that the only good mornings are the ones that start in the afternoon.

I can hear the Pink Panther theme song playing inside my head. I may or may not be getting into all kinds of mischief this afternoon.

I've got all the money I'll ever need....... as long as I die by four o'clock this afternoon.

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