10 Status Message of the Day

just broken down and listened to a song by Justin Beiber. I've got the phone on vibrate for the rest of the day since I just stabbed both ears repeatedly with a ball point pen.

Dear fat girl in a tube top, You look like a can of biscuits popped open.

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.

Personality can open doors, but only character can keep them open.

Nevermind my cut finger or the blackeye, the important thing is that the wine bottle is open.

wondering who left the bag of idiots open.

Vu ja de: When you are in a situation that reminds you of something that will happen.

When something good happens You drink to celebrate. When something bad happens You drink to forget. When nothing happens You drink because you want something to happen.

Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.

You call it poor parenting, I call it raising free range children.

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