10 Status Message of the Day

saw the best T-shirt EVER today: "Who the hell needs Hooters when you've got BALLS?" Win.

Sorry U.S. Football/Futball/Soccer team. You just weren't "Ghana" win.

Every time a T.S.A. Agent touchs your junk... the terrorist win.

Bingo! I love that game, but I can't remember what to say when you win.

ahh young love.Full of promise,full of hope.Ignorant of reality.Not all guys can turn into vampires n watch you sleep at night..am jus sayin.

Never shave your legs when you have goosebumps. I'm just sayin'.

Don't get me wrong, I totally hear what you're saying, I just don't give a d*mn.

I should have taken the red pill. Damn.

I feel stupid when I write the word banana. Its like, how many na�s are on this thing? �Cause I�m like �Bana � keep going. Bananana � damn.

attempting to give a damn: �������������������] 99% Complete... ERROR!: Unable to give a damn.

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