Zen martini: A martini w...

Zen martini:  A martini with no vermouth at all.  And no gin, either.

~P.J. O'Rourke~

Your body is a temple, but kee...

Your body is a temple, but keep the spirits on the outside.

~Author Unknown~

You don't have to be a beer dr...

You don't have to be a beer drinker to play darts, but it helps.

~Author Unknown~

Work is the curse of the drink...

Work is the curse of the drinking classes.

~Oscar Wilde~

Woman first tempted man to eat...

Woman first tempted man to eat; he took to drinking of his own accord.

~Four Hundred Laughs: Or, Fun Without Vulgarity, compiled and edited by John R. Kemble, 1902~

Without question, the greatest...

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer.  Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.

~Dave Barry~

Wine is sunlight, held togethe...

Wine is sunlight, held together by water.

~Galileo~

Wine is as good as life to a m...

Wine is as good as life to a man, if it be drunk moderately: what life is then to a man that is without wine? for it was made to make men glad.

~Bible~

Wine gives courage and makes m...

Wine gives courage and makes men more apt for passion.

~Ovid~

Wine gives a man nothing... it...

Wine gives a man nothing... it only puts in motion what had been locked up in frost.

~Samuel Johnson~

Why don't you slip out of thos...

Why don't you slip out of those wet clothes and into a dry Martini?

~Robert Benchley~

Whoever takes just plain ginge...

Whoever takes just plain ginger ale soon gets drowned out of the conversation.

~Kin Hubbard~

Where does one not find that b...

Where does one not find that bland degeneration which beer produces in the spirit!

~Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
German Philosopher~

When the wine is in, the wit i...

When the wine is in, the wit is out.

~Proverb~

When the wine goes in, strange...

When the wine goes in, strange things come out.

~Johann Christoph Friedrich von Schiller, The Piccolomini, 1799~

When I read about the evils of...

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

~Henny Youngman~

When I die I want to decompose...

When I die I want to decompose in a barrel of porter and have it served in all the pubs in Ireland.

~J. P. Donleavy~

What's drinking? A mere pause ...

What's drinking? A mere pause from thinking

~ George Gordon, Lord Byron, The Deformed Transformed~

We borrowed golf from Scotland...

We borrowed golf from Scotland as we borrowed whiskey.  Not because it is Scottish, but because it is good.

~Horace Hutchinson~

To alcohol! The cause of - and...

To alcohol! The cause of - and solution to - to all of life's problems.

~Homer Simpson~