Showing posts with label Life and Death Quotes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Life and Death Quotes. Show all posts

Why this fuss about death? Use...

Why this fuss about death? Use your imagination, try to visualize a world without death.
~Charlotte Gilman~

When fate's got it in for you,...

When fate's got it in for you, there's no limit to what you may have to put up with.
~Georgette Heyer~

They say such nice things abou...

They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad to realize I'm going to miss mine by just a few days.
~Garrison Keillor~

The trouble with life in the f...

The trouble with life in the fast lane is that you get to the other end in an awful hurry.
~John Jensen~

The other night, while lying o...

The other night, while lying on a couch, I reviewed the high point of my life and fell asleep!
~Anonymous~

The only thing I regret about ...

The only thing I regret about my life is the length of it. If I had to live my life again, I'd make all the same mistakes - only sooner.
~Tallulah Bankhead~

St. Teresa of Avila described ...

St. Teresa of Avila described our life in this world as like a night at a second-class hotel.
~Malcolm Muggeridge~

Planned obsolescence isn't a n...

Planned obsolescence isn't a new idea - God always used it with people.
~Robert Orben~

No matter how rich you become,...

No matter how rich you become, how famous or powerful, when you die the size of your funeral will still pretty much depend on the weather.
~Michael Pritchard~

Ninety percent of living is ju...

Ninety percent of living is just showing up.
~Woody Allen~

My mother always said that eve...

My mother always said that every time you do a good deed here on Earth, you're storing up a treasure in heaven. Which means Mother Teresa's probably got some beachfront property up there and I'm up to a box of Milk Duds and a Pez dispenser.
~Robert G. Lee~

Memorial services are the cock...

Memorial services are the cocktail parties of the geriatric set.
~Harold Macmillan~

He wasn't one who wanted to lo...

He wasn't one who wanted to look back on his life and say, ""I wish I spent more time in the office.""
~Anonymous~

He wasn't one who wanted to lo...

He wasn't one who wanted to look back on his life and say, ""I wish I spent more time in the office.""
~Anonymous~