Showing posts with label Mark Twain Quotes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Mark Twain Quotes. Show all posts

You can't depend on your eyes ...

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
~Mark Twain~

You can tell German wine from ...

You can tell German wine from vinegar ... by the label.
~Mark Twain~

Work consists of whatever a bo...

Work consists of whatever a body is obliged to do, and play consists of whatever a body is not obliged to do.
~Mark Twain~

Work and play are words used t...

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions.
~Mark Twain~

Wit is the sudden marriage of ...

Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which, before their union, were not perceived to have any relation.
~Mark Twain~

When we remember that we are a...

When we remember that we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
~Mark Twain~

When I was younger, I could re...

When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not.
~Mark Twain~

When I was a boy of fourteen, ...

When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years.
~Mark Twain, ""Old Times on the Mississippi"" Atlantic Monthly, 1874~

What a good thing Adam had - w...

What a good thing Adam had - when he said a good thing, he knew nobody had said it before.
~Mark Twain~

We should be careful to get ou...

We should be careful to get out of an experience only the wisdom that is in it - and stop there, lest we be like the cat that sits down on a hot stovelid. She will never sit down on a hot stove-lid again - and that is well; but also she will never sit down on a cold one anymore.
~Mark Twain~

We may not pay Satan reverence...

We may not pay Satan reverence, for that would be indiscreet, but we can at least respect his talents.
~Mark Twain~

We are chameleons, and our par...

We are chameleons, and our partialities and prejudices change place with an easy and blessed facility.
~Mark Twain~

Travel is fatal to prejudice, ...

Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry and narrow-mindedness.
~Mark Twain~

Tomorrow night I appear for th...

Tomorrow night I appear for the first time before a Boston audience - 4000 critics.
~Mark Twain~

To get the full value of joy y...

To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.
~Mark Twain~

To get the full value of a joy...

To get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with.
~Mark Twain~

To be satisfied with what one ...

To be satisfied with what one has; that is wealth. As long as one sorely needs a certain additional amount, that man isn't rich.
~Mark Twain~

To be busy is man's only happi...

To be busy is man's only happiness.
~Mark Twain~

There is no unhappiness like t...

There is no unhappiness like the misery of sighting land again after a cheerful, careless voyage.
~Mark Twain~

There are those who would mist...

There are those who would misteach us that to stick in a rut is consistency - and a virtue, and that to climb out of the rut is inconsistency - and a vice.
~Mark Twain~