Your cat will never threaten y...

Your cat will never threaten your popularity by barking at three in the morning. He won't attack the mailman or eat the drapes, although he may climb the drapes to see how the room looks from the ceiling.

~Helen Powers ~

Your cat may never have to hun...

Your cat may never have to hunt farther than the kitchen counter for its supper nor face a predator more fierce than the vacuum cleaner.

~Barbara L. Diamond~

You will always be lucky if yo...

You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats.

~Colonial American Proverb~

You see, wire telegraph is a k...

You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat.  You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles.  Do you understand this?  And radio operates exactly the same way:  you send signals here, they receive them there.  The only difference is that there is no cat.

~Albert Einstein~

You own a dog but you feed a c...

You own a dog but you feed a cat.

~Jenny de Vries~

You know, there are times when...

You know, there are times when it's a source of personal pride to not be human.

~Calvin and Hobbes~

You don't own a cat, he is a f...

You don't own a cat, he is a free citizen.

~Robert A. Heinlein ~

You cannot look at a sleeping ...

You cannot look at a sleeping cat and feel tense.

~Jane Pauley~

You can't own a cat. The best ...

You can't own a cat. The best you can do is be partners.

~Henry Swanson~

You can't look at a sleeping c...

You can't look at a sleeping cat and be tense.

~Jane Pauley~

You can keep a dog; but it is ...

You can keep a dog; but it is the cat who keeps people, because cats find humans useful domestic animals.

~George Mikes~

Ye shall not possess any beast...

Ye shall not possess any beast, my dear sisters, except only a cat.

~English Nun's Rule c.1205~

Women, poets, and especially a...

Women, poets, and especially artists, like cats; delicate natures only can realize their sensitive nervous systems.

~Helen M. Winslow~

Woman is essentially unpeacefu...

Woman is essentially unpeaceful, like the cat, however well she may have trained herself to present an appearance of peace.

~Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche~

With the qualities of cleanlin...

With the qualities of cleanliness, affection, patience, dignity, and courage that cats have, how many of us, I ask you, would be capable of becoming cats?

~Fernand Mery ~

Who would believe such pleasur...

Who would believe such pleasure from a wee ball o' fur?

~Irish Saying~

Who hath a better friend than ...

Who hath a better friend than a cat?

~William Hardwin ~

Who among us hasn't envied a c...

Who among us hasn't envied a cat's ability to ignore the cares of daily life and to relax completely?

~Karen Brademeyer~

Whether one eats a cat or not ...

Whether one eats a cat or not is a personal choice, and I don't want to sway anyone one way or another. But if you do, there is one obvious cooking tip: Always remember to remove the bell from the cat's collar before cooking.

~Mike Royko ~

When your kitty purrs to you, ...

When your kitty purrs to you, doesn't it break your heart that you can't purr back?

~Candea Core-Starke~