You're booty-blinded. You kno...

You're booty-blinded. You know what that is? It's like being snow-blinded only it ain't no snow, it's a cute little piece of ass.

~From the movie I Spy~

You start out happy that you h...

You start out happy that you have no hips or boobs. All of a sudden you get them, and it feels sloppy. Then just when you start liking them, they start dropping.

~Cindy Crawford~

You should never say anything ...

You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.

~Dave Barry, "Things That It Took Me 50 Years to Learn"~

You see, dear, it is not true ...

You see, dear, it is not true that woman was made from man's rib; she was really made from his funny bone.

~J.M. Barrie, What Every Woman Knows~

You have to have the kind of b...

You have to have the kind of body that doesn't need a girdle in order to get to pose in one.

~Carolyn Kenmore~

You have to go back to the Chi...

You have to go back to the Children's Crusade in 1212 AD to find as unfortunate and fatuous an attempt at manipulated hysteria as the Women's Liberation Movement.

~Helen Lawrenson~

You don't know a woman until y...

You don't know a woman until you have had a letter from her.

~Ada Levenson~

Women who set a low value on t...

Women who set a low value on themselves make life hard for all women.

~Nellie McClung~

Women who make men talk better...

Women who make men talk better than they are accustomed to are always popular.

~E.V. Lucas~

Women who feel naked without t...

Women who feel naked without their lipstick are well over thirty.

~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966~

Women speak two languages - on...

Women speak two languages - one of which is verbal.

~William Shakespeare~

Women really do rule the world...

Women really do rule the world.  They just haven't figured it out yet.  When they do, and they will, we're all in big big trouble.

~"Doctor Leon," drleons.com~

Women polish the silver and wa...

Women polish the silver and water the plants and wait to be really needed.

~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960~

Women might be able to fake or...

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.

~Sharon Stone~

Women made us lose paradise, b...

Women made us lose paradise, but how frequently we find it again in their arms.

~J. De Finod~

Women like silent men. They t...

Women like silent men. They think they're listening.

~Marcel Achard, Quote, 4 November 1956~

Women keep a special corner of...

Women keep a special corner of their hearts for sins they have never committed.

~Cornelia Otis Skinner~

Women have very little idea of...

Women have very little idea of how much men hate them.

~Germaine Greer~

Women have simple tastes. They...

Women have simple tastes. They get pleasure out of the conversation of children in arms and men in love.

~H. L. Mencken~

Women go to beauty parlors for...

Women go to beauty parlors for the unmussed look men hate.

~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960~