Your grandchildren will likely find it incredible - or even sinful - that you burned up a gallon of gasoline to fetch a pack of cigarettes!
Showing posts with label Driving Quotes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Driving Quotes. Show all posts
You can't see anything from a ...
You can't see anything from a car; you've got to get out of the goddamn contraption and walk, better yet crawl, on hands and knees, over the sandstone and through the thornbrush and cactus. When traces of blood begin to mark your trail, you'll see something, maybe.
When buying a used car, punch ...
When buying a used car, punch the buttons on the radio. If all the stations are rock and roll, there's a good chance the transmission is shot.
What fools indeed we morals ar...
What fools indeed we morals are To lavish care upon a Car, With ne'er a bit of time to see About our own machinery
What a lucky thing the wheel w...
What a lucky thing the wheel was invented before the automobile; otherwise can you imagine the awful screeching?
We are not proving ourselves s...
We are not proving ourselves spiritually worthy of our material progress. We have not been neighborly, courteous, and kind upon the highway. Our lack of decency toward our fellow men is a definite black mark against us.
Walking isn't a lost art - one...
Walking isn't a lost art - one must, by some means, get to the garage.
The one thing that unites all ...
The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers.
The longest journey begins wit...
The longest journey begins with a single step, not with a turn of the ignition key.
The elderly don't drive that b...
The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit.
The civilized man has built a ...
The civilized man has built a coach, but has lost the use of his feet.
The car has become... an artic...
The car has become... an article of dress without which we feel uncertain, unclad, and incomplete.
The car has become the carapac...
The car has become the carapace, the protective and aggressive shell, of urban and suburban man.
The car has become a secular s...
The car has become a secular sanctuary for the individual, his shrine to the self, his mobile Walden Pond.
The best car safety device is ...
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.
The automobile is technologica...
The automobile is technologically more sophisticated than the bundling board, but the human motives in their uses are sometimes the same.
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