A clever person turns great tr...

A clever person turns great troubles into little ones and little ones into none at all.
~Chinese Proverbs~

A clever man commits no minor ...

A clever man commits no minor blunders.
~Goethe~

A clean house is the sign of a...

A clean house is the sign of a boring person.
~Author Unknown~

A clay pot sitting in the sun ...

A clay pot sitting in the sun will always be a clay pot. It has to go through the white heat of the furnace to become porcelain.
~Mildred W. Struven~

A classic is something that ev...

A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read.
~Mark Twain~

A classic is classic not becau...

A classic is classic not because it conforms to certain structural rules, or fits certain definitions (of which its author had quite probably never heard). It is classic because of a certain eternal and irrepressible freshness.
~Ezra Pound
1885-1972, American Poet, Critic~

A classic is a book that has n...

A classic is a book that has never finished saying what it has to say.
~Italo Calvino, The Literature Machine~

A claim for equality of materi...

A claim for equality of material position can be met only by a government with totalitarian powers.
~Friedrich August von Hayek
Austrian, Economist Quotes~

A civilized society is one tha...

A civilized society is one that exhibits the five qualities of truth, beauty, adventure, art and peace.
~Alfred North Whitehead~

A civilization is built on wha...

A civilization is built on what is required of men, not on that which is provided for them.
~Antoine de Saint-Exupery~

A civilization is a heritage o...

A civilization is a heritage of beliefs, customs, and knowledge slowly accumulated in the course of centuries, elements difficult at times to justify by logic, but justifying themselves as paths when they lead somewhere, since they open up for man his inner distance.
~Antoine de Saint-Exupery~

A civil guest will no more tal...

A civil guest will no more talk all, than eat all the feast.
~George Herheri~

A city that outdistances man's...

A city that outdistances man's walking powers is a trap for man.
~Arnold Toynbee~

A city that is set on an hill ...

A city that is set on an hill cannot be hid.
~Matthew 5:14~

A city is a large community wh...

A city is a large community where people are lonesome together.
~Herbert Prochnow~

A cigarette is the perfect typ...

A cigarette is the perfect type of a perfect pleasure. It is exquisite, and it leaves one unsatisfied. What more can one want?
~Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray~

A cigarette is a pipe with a f...

A cigarette is a pipe with a fire at one end and a fool at the other.
~Author Unknown~

A church is a place in which g...

A church is a place in which gentlemen who have never been to heaven brag about it to persons who will never get there.
~H. L. Mencken~

A church is a hospital for sin...

A church is a hospital for sinners, not a museum for saints.
~Abigail Van Buren~

A church debt is the devil's s...

A church debt is the devil's salary.
~Henry Ward Beecher~

A chuckle a day may not keep t...

A chuckle a day may not keep the doctor away, but it sure does make those times in life's waiting room a little more bearable.
~Anne Wilson Schaef~

A Christmas shopper's complain...

A Christmas shopper's complaint is one of long-standing.
~Author Unknown~

A Christian is nothing but a s...

A Christian is nothing but a sinful man who has put himself to school for Christ for the honest purpose of becoming better.
~Henry Ward Beecher
American Preacher, Orator, Writer~

A Christian is God Almighty's ...

A Christian is God Almighty's gentleman.
~A. W. Hare~

A Christian is a man who feels...

A Christian is a man who feels Repentance on a Sunday For what he did on Saturday And is going to do on Monday.
~Thomas R. Ybarra~

A Christian could even give th...

A Christian could even give thanks for Hell, because Hell was a threat and a warning to keep him in the right way.
~Anonymous~

A Chinese Christian prayed eve...

A Chinese Christian prayed every day .... ""Lord, reform Thy world, beginning with me.""
~Franklin Delano Roosevelt~

A childhood is what anyone wan...

A childhood is what anyone wants to remember of it.  It leaves behind no fossils, except perhaps in fiction.
~Carol Shields~

A child, like your stomach, do...

A child, like your stomach, doesn't need all you can afford to give it.
~Frank A. Clark
Poet~

A child's world is fresh and n...

A child's world is fresh and new and beautiful, full of wonder and excitement. It is our misfortune that for most of us that clear-eyed vision, that true instinct for what is beautiful and awe-inspiring, is dimmed and even lost before we reach adulthood.
~Rachel Carson~

A child's a plaything for an h...

A child's a plaything for an hour.
~Mary Lamb~

A child thinks twenty shilling...

A child thinks twenty shillings and twenty years can scarce ever be spent.
~Benjamin Franklin~

A child seldom needs a good ta...

A child seldom needs a good talking to as a good listening to.
~Robert Brault, ~

A child prodigy is one with hi...

A child prodigy is one with highly imaginative parents.
~Anonymous~

A child on a farm sees a plane...

A child on a farm sees a plane fly overhead and dreams of a faraway place. A traveler on the plane sees the farmhouse and dreams of home.
~Carl Burns~

A child needs a grandparent, a...

A child needs a grandparent, anybody's grandparent, to grow a little more securely into an unfamiliar world.
~Charles and Ann Morse~

A child is fed with milk and p...

A child is fed with milk and praise.
~Mary Lamb~

A child is born on that day an...

A child is born on that day and at that hour when the celestial rays are in mathematical harmony with his individual karma.
~Sri Yukteswar~

A child is a temporarily disab...

A child is a temporarily disabled and stunted version of a larger person, whom you will someday know. Your job is to help them overcome the disabilities associated with their size and inexperience so that they get on with being that larger person.
~Barbara Ehrenreich~

A child is a curly dimpled lun...

A child is a curly dimpled lunatic.
~Ralph Waldo Emerson~

A child enters your home and f...

A child enters your home and for the next twenty years makes so much noise you can hardly stand it.  The child departs, leaving the house so silent you think you are going mad.
~John Andrew Holmes~

A child educated only at schoo...

A child educated only at school is an uneducated child.
~George Santayana~

A child can ask questions that...

A child can ask questions that a wise man cannot answer.
~Author Unknown~

A chief is a man who assumes r...

A chief is a man who assumes responsibility. He does not say ""My men were beaten,"" he says, ""I was beaten.""
~Antoine de Saint-Exupery~

A chicken doesn't stop scratch...

A chicken doesn't stop scratching just because worms are scarce.
~Grandma Axiom~

A cheerful look makes a dish a...

A cheerful look makes a dish a feast
~George Edward Herbert~

A cheerful friend is like a su...

A cheerful friend is like a sunny day, which sheds its brightness on all around.
~John Lubbock~

A cheerful frame of mind, rein...

A cheerful frame of mind, reinforced by relaxation, which in itself banishes fatigue, is the medicine that puts all ghosts of fear on the run.
~George Matthew Adams~

A cheerful face is nearly as g...

A cheerful face is nearly as good for an invalid as healthy weather.
~Benjamin Franklin~

A cheer, then, for the noblest...

A cheer, then, for the noblest breast That fears not danger's post; And like the lifeboat, proves a friend, When friends are wanted most.
~Eliza Cook~

A cheer, then, for the noble b...

A cheer, then, for the noble breast that fears not danger's post; And like the lifeboat, proves a friend, When friends are wanted most.
~Eliza Cook~

A check or credit card, a Gucc...

A check or credit card, a Gucci bag strap, anything of value will do. Give as you live.
~Jesse Jackson~

A charge to keep I have, A God...

A charge to keep I have, A God to glorify: A never-dying soul to save, And fit it for the sky.
~Charles Wesley~

A characteristic of the normal...

A characteristic of the normal child is he doesn't act that way very often.
~Author Unknown~

A change of heart is the essen...

A change of heart is the essence of all other change, and it has brought about me a reeducation of the mind.
~Emmeline Pethick-Lawrence~

A champion is someone who gets...

A champion is someone who gets up when he can't.
~Jack Dempsey~

A champion is afraid of losing...

A champion is afraid of losing. Everyone else is afraid of winning.
~Billie Jean King~

A Champion bull starts from bi...

A Champion bull starts from birth. - Luyia.Western Kenya
~ African Proverbs~

A chain is only as strong as i...

A chain is only as strong as its weakest link.
~Author Unknown~

A chain is no stronger than it...

A chain is no stronger than its weakest link, and life is after all a chain.
~William James~

A certain Samaritan... bound u...

A certain Samaritan... bound up his wounds, pouring in oil and wine.
~Bible~

A certain amount of opposition...

A certain amount of opposition is a great help to a man; it is what he wants and must have to be good for anything. Hardship and opposition are the native soil of manhood and self-reliance.
~John Neal~

A ceremony of self-wastage - g...

A ceremony of self-wastage - good talkers are miserable, they know that they have betrayed themselves, that they have taken material which should have a life of its own, to disperse it in noises upon the air.
~Cyril Connolly~

A cemetery is the only place w...

A cemetery is the only place where people don't try to keep up with the Joneses.
~Source Unknown~

A celibate clergy is an especi...

A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism.
~Carl Sagan~

A celebrity is one who is know...

A celebrity is one who is known to many persons he is glad he doesn't know.
~H. L. Mencken~

A celebrity is any well-known ...

A celebrity is any well-known TV or movie star who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair.
~Steve Martin~

A celebrity is a person who wo...

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
~Fred Allen~

A celebrity is a person known ...

A celebrity is a person known for his well-knownness. Celebrities intensify their celebrity images simply by being well known for relations among themselves. By a kind of symbiosis, celebrities live off each other.
~Daniel J. Boorstin~

A catless writer is almost inc...

A catless writer is almost inconceivable. It's a perverse taste, really, since it would be easier to write with a herd of buffalo in the room than even one cat; they make nests in the notes and bite the end of the pen and walk on the typewriter keys.
~Barbara Holland~

A cat, after being scolded, go...

A cat, after being scolded, goes about its business.  A dog slinks off into a corner and pretends to be doing a serious self-reappraisal.
~Robert Brault, ~

A cat's got her own opinion of...

A cat's got her own opinion of human beings. She don't say much, but you can tell enough to make you anxious not to hear the whole of it.
~Jerome K. Jerome~

A cat will look down to a man....

A cat will look down to a man. A dog will look up to a man. But a pig will look you straight in the eye and see his equal.
~Winston Churchill~

A cat sees us as the dogs . . ...

A cat sees us as the dogs . . . A cat sees himself as the human.
~Author Unknown~

A cat pours his body on the fl...

A cat pours his body on the floor like water.
~William Lyon Phelps~

A cat isn't fussy - just so lo...

A cat isn't fussy - just so long as you remember he likes his milk in the shallow, rose-patterned saucer and his fish on the blue plate. From which he will take it, and eat it off the floor.
~Arthur Bridges ~

A cat is the only domestic ani...

A cat is the only domestic animal I know who toilet trains itself and does a damned impressive job of it.
~Joseph Epstein~

A cat is an example of sophist...

A cat is an example of sophistication minus civilization.
~Author Unknown~

A cat is a tiger that is fed b...

A cat is a tiger that is fed by hand.
~Proverb~

A cat is a puzzle for which th...

A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution.
~Hazel Nicholson~

A cat is a lion in a jungle of...

A cat is a lion in a jungle of small bushes.
~Indian Proverb~

A cat improves the garden wall...

A cat improves the garden wall in sunshine, and the hearth in foul weather.
~Judith Merkle Riley~

A cat doesn't know what it wan...

A cat doesn't know what it wants and wants more of it.
~Richard Hexem~

A cat determined not to be fou...

A cat determined not to be found can fold itself up like a pocket handkerchief if it wants to.
~Louis J. Camuti~

A cat can be trusted to purr w...

A cat can be trusted to purr when she is pleased, which is more than can be said for human beings.
~William Ralph Inge~

A cat bitten once by a snake d...

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope.
~Arab Proverb~

A casual stroll through the lu...

A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything.
~Friedrich Nietzsche~

A caress is better than a care...

A caress is better than a career.
~Elizabeth Marbury~

A career is born in public -- ...

A career is born in public -- talent in privacy.
~Marilyn Monroe~

A car is useless in New York, ...

A car is useless in New York, essential everywhere else. The same with good manners.
~Mignon McLaughlin~

A car crash harnesses elements...

A car crash harnesses elements of eroticism, aggression, desire, speed, drama, kinesthetic factors, the stylizing of motion, consumer goods, status -- all these in one event. I myself see the car crash as a tremendous sexual event really: a liberation of human and machine libido (if there is such a thing).
~J. G. Ballard ~

A car can massage organs which...

A car can massage organs which no masseur can reach. It is the one remedy for the disorders of the great sympathetic nervous system.
~Jean Cocteau~

A canter is the cure for all e...

A canter is the cure for all evil.
~Benjamin Disraeli~

A canter is a cure for every e...

A canter is a cure for every evil.
~Benjamin Disraeli~

A Canadian is someone who know...

A Canadian is someone who knows how to make love in a canoe.
~Pierre Burton~

A camel looks like a horse tha...

A camel looks like a horse that was planned by a committee.
~Author Unknown~

A camel is a horse designed by...

A camel is a horse designed by a committee.
~Anonymous~

A busy mother makes slothful d...

A busy mother makes slothful daughters.
~Portuguese Proverb~

A busy fool is fitter to be sh...

A busy fool is fitter to be shut up than a downright madman.
~George, Lord Halifax~

A businessman is a hybrid of a...

A businessman is a hybrid of a dancer and a calculator.
~Paul Valery~

A business that makes nothing ...

A business that makes nothing but money is a poor business.
~Henry Ford~

A burnt child dreads the fire....

A burnt child dreads the fire.
~English proverb~

A bureaucrat is a Democrat who...

A bureaucrat is a Democrat who holds some office a Republican wants.
~Alben W. Barkley~

A bureaucracy is sure to think...

A bureaucracy is sure to think that its duty is to augment official power, official business, or official members, rather than to leave free the energies of mankind; it overdoes the quantity of government, as well as impairs its quality. The truth is, that a skilled bureaucracy is, though it boasts of an appearance of science, quite inconsistent with the true principles of the art of business.
~Walter Bagehot~

A bull does not enjoy fame in ...

A bull does not enjoy fame in two herds.
~Rhodesian proverb~

A building is a string of even...

A building is a string of events belonging together.
~Chris Fawcett~

A bud can be beautiful, a work...

A bud can be beautiful, a work of art even.  But I'm finding it simply can't compare to the openness of the blossom.  Looking for my sun.
~Jeb Dickerson, ~

A brother shares childhood mem...

A brother shares childhood memories and grown-up dreams.
~Author Unknown~

A brother is a friend given by...

A brother is a friend given by Nature.
~Jean Baptiste Legouve~

A broken heart is what makes l...

A broken heart is what makes life so wonderful five years later, when you see the guy in an elevator and he is fat and smoking a cigar and saying ""long-time-no-see."" If he hadn't broken your heart, you couldn't have that glorious feeling of relief!
~Phyllis Battelle~

A broken heart is a very pleas...

A broken heart is a very pleasant complaint for a man in London if he has a comfortable income.
~George Bernard Shaw~

A broad margin of leisure is a...

A broad margin of leisure is as beautiful in a man's life as in a book. Haste makes waste, no less in life than in housekeeping. Keep the time, observe the hours of the universe, not of the cars. What are threescore years and ten hurriedly and coarsely lived to moments of divine leisure in which your life is coincident with the life of the universe?
~Henry David Thoreau~

A brilliant epigram is a solem...

A brilliant epigram is a solemn platitude gone to a masquerade ball.
~Lionel Strachey~

A brief candle; both ends burn...

A brief candle; both ends burning An endless mile; a bus wheel turning A friend to share the lonesome times A handshake and a sip of wine So say it loud and let it ring We are all a part of everything The future, present and the past Fly on proud bird You're free at last.
~Charlie Daniels~

A bred-in-the-bone Boston lady...

A bred-in-the-bone Boston lady, when asked why she never travelled, said 'Why should I? I'm already there.'
~Anonymous~

A brave arm makes a short swor...

A brave arm makes a short sword long.
~Anonymous~

A boy who hears a lesson in hi...

A boy who hears a lesson in history ended by the beauty of peace, and how Napoleon brought ruin upon the world and that he should be forever cursed, will not long have much confidence in his teacher. He wants to hear more about the fighting and less about the peace negotiations.
~William Lee Howard, Peace, Dolls and Pugnacity~

A boy is, of all wild beasts, ...

A boy is, of all wild beasts, the most difficult to manage.
~Plato~

A boy is naturally full of hum...

A boy is naturally full of humor.
~Robert Baden-Powell~

A boy is a magical creature yo...

A boy is a magical creature you can lock him out of your workshop, but can̢۪t lock him out of your heart. You can get him out of your study, but can̢۪t get him out of your mind.
~UNKNOWN ~

A boy is a magical creature - ...

A boy is a magical creature - you can lock him out of your workshop, but you can't lock him out of your heart.
~Allan Beck~

A boy doesn't have to go to wa...

A boy doesn't have to go to war to be a hero; he can say he doesn't like pie when he sees there isn't enough to go around.
~E.W. Howe~

A boy carries out suggestions ...

A boy carries out suggestions more wholeheartedly when he understands their aim.
~Robert Baden-Powell~

A boy cannot begin playing bal...

A boy cannot begin playing ball too early. I might almost say that while he is still creeping on all fours he should have a bouncing rubber ball.
~Christy Mathewson~

A boy can learn a lot from a d...

A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.
~Robert Benchley~

A boy becomes an adult three y...

A boy becomes an adult three years before his parents think he does, and about two years after he thinks he does.
~Lewis B Hershey~

A boxing match is like a cowbo...

A boxing match is like a cowboy movie. There's got to be good guys and there's got to be bad guys. And that's what people pay for - to see the bad guys get beat.
~Sonny Liston~

A box of new crayons! No...

A box of new crayons!  Now they're all pointy, lined up in order, bright and perfect.  Soon they'll be a bunch of ground down, rounded, indistinguishable stumps, missing their wrappers and smudged with other colors.  Sometimes life seems unbearably tragic.
~Bill Watterson~

A boss creates fear, a leader ...

A boss creates fear, a leader confidence. A boss fixes blame, a leader corrects mistakes. A boss knows all, a leader asks questions. A boss makes work drudgery, a leader makes it interesting. A boss is interested in himself or herself, a leader is interested in the group.
~Russell H. Ewing ~

A bore is a man who, when you ...

A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells you.
~Bert Leston Taylor, The So-Called Human Race~

A bore is a man who spends so ...

A bore is a man who spends so much time talking about himself that you can't talk about yourself.
~Melville Landon~

A bore is a man who deprives y...

A bore is a man who deprives you of solitude without providing you with company.
~Gian Vincenzo Cravina~

A bore is a fellow who opens h...

A bore is a fellow who opens his mouth and puts his feats in it.
~Henry Ford~

A book that is shut is but a b...

A book that is shut is but a block.
~Thomas Fuller~

A book should serve as the ax ...

A book should serve as the ax for the frozen sea within us.
~Franz Kafka~

A book reads the better which ...

A book reads the better which is our own, and has been so long known to us, that we know the topography of its blots, and dog's ears, and can trace the dirt in it to having read it at tea with buttered muffins.
~Charles Lamb, Last Essays of Elia, 1833~

A book or poem which has no pi...

A book or poem which has no pity in it had better not be written.
~Oscar Wilde~

A book of Verses underneath th...

A book of Verses underneath the Bough, A Jug of Wine, a Loaf of Bread - and Thou Beside me singing in the Wilderness - Oh, Wilderness were Paradise enow!
~Omar Khayyam~

A book must be an ice-axe to b...

A book must be an ice-axe to break the seas frozen inside our soul.
~Franz Kafka~

A book is to me like a hat or ...

A book is to me like a hat or coat - a very uncomfortable thing until the newness has been worn off.
~Charles B. Fairbanks~

A book is the only place in wh...

A book is the only place in which you can examine a fragile thought without breaking it, or explore an explosive idea without fear it will go off in your face.  It is one of the few havens remaining where a man's mind can get both provocation and privacy.
~Edward P. Morgan~

A book is the only immortality...

A book is the only immortality.
~Rufus Choate~

A book is never a masterpiece:...

A book is never a masterpiece: it becomes one. Genius is the talent of a dead man.
~Edmond and Jules De Goncourt
1822-1896, French Writers~

A book is like a man -- clever...

A book is like a man -- clever and dull, brave and cowardly, beautiful and ugly. For every flowering thought there will be a page like a wet and mangy mongrel, and for every looping flight a tap on the wing and a reminder that wax cannot hold the feathers firm too near the sun.
~John Steinbeck
1902-1968, American Author~

A book is like a garden carrie...

A book is like a garden carried in the pocket.
~Chinese Proverb~

A book is a mirror: if an ass ...

A book is a mirror: if an ass peers into it, you can't expect an apostle to look out.
~G. C. Lichtenberg~

A book is a garden, an orchard...

A book is a garden, an orchard, a storehouse, a party, a company by the way, a counsellor, a multitude of counsellors.
~Henry Ward Beecher~

A bone to the dog is not chari...

A bone to the dog is not charity.  Charity is the bone shared with the dog, when you are just as hungry as the dog.
~Jack London~

A bold heart is half the battl...

A bold heart is half the battle.
~Anonymous~

A body shouldn't heed what mig...

A body shouldn't heed what might be. He's got to do with what is.
~Louis L'Amour~

A bodily disease, which we loo...

A bodily disease, which we look upon as whole and entire within itself, may, after all, be but a symptom of some ailment in the spiritual part.
~Nathaniel Hawthorne, The Scarlet Letter~

A BMW can't take you as far as...

A BMW can't take you as far as a diploma.
~Joyce A. Myers~

A blot in thy escutcheon to al...

A blot in thy escutcheon to all futurity.
~Miguel De Cervantes~

A blogger is constantly lookin...

A blogger is constantly looking over his shoulder, for fear that he is not being followed.
~Robert Brault, ~

A blogger is an average person...

A blogger is an average person who happens to have a need to count his friends every half hour.
~Robert Brault, ~

A blog is a message in a bottl...

A blog is a message in a bottle, both in purpose and likely readership.
~Robert Brault, ~

A blind man will not thank you...

A blind man will not thank you for a looking-glass.
~English Proverbs~

A blind man in a dark room - l...

A blind man in a dark room - looking for a black hat which isn't there.
~Lord Bowen~

A blessed companion is a book,...

A blessed companion is a book, - a book that, fitly chosen, is a lifelong friend,... a book that, at a touch, pours its heart into our own.
~Douglas Jerrold~

A bit of fragrance always clin...

A bit of fragrance always clings to the hand that gives roses.
~Chinese Proverb~

A birth control pill for men, ...

A birth control pill for men, that's fair.  It makes more sense to take the bullets out of the gun than to wear a bulletproof vest.
~Author Unknown~

A bird which eats berries can ...

A bird which eats berries can be caught, but not a bird that eats wood.
~Maori Proverb~

A bird that you set free may b...

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return.
~Jewish Proverb~

A bird doesn't sing because it...

A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer, it sings because it has a song.
~Maya Angelou~

A bird does not sing because i...

A bird does not sing because it has an answer. It sings because it has a song.
~Chinese Proverb~

A bird can roost but on one br...

A bird can roost but on one branch. A mouse can drink no more than its fill from a river.
~Chinese proverb~

A biophysicist talks physics t...

A biophysicist talks physics to the biologists and biology to the physicists, but then he meets another biophysicist, they just discuss women.
~Author Unknown~

A biography is considered comp...

A biography is considered complete if it merely accounts for six or seven selves, whereas a person may well have as many as a thousand.
~Virginia Woolf~

A big advantage of being bald ...

A big advantage of being bald is that you can style your hair with a damp cloth.
~Anonymous~

A bicycle does get you there a...

A bicycle does get you there and more.... And there is always the thin edge of danger to keep you alert and comfortably apprehensive. Dogs become dogs again and snap at your raincoat; potholes become personal. And getting there is all the fun.
~Bill Emerson, ""On Bicycling,"" Saturday Evening Post, 29 July 1967~

A best-seller was a book which...

A best-seller was a book which somehow sold well simply because it was selling well.
~Daniel J. Boorstin~

A best-seller is the golden to...

A best-seller is the golden touch of mediocre talent.
~Logan Pearsall Smith
1865-1946, Anglo-American Essayist, Aphorist~

A best-seller is the gilded to...

A best-seller is the gilded tomb of a mediocre talent.
~Logan P. Smith~

A bend in the road is not the ...

A bend in the road is not the end of the road... unless you fail to make the turn.
~Author Unknown~

A believer, a mind whose faith...

A believer, a mind whose faith is consciousness, is never disturbed because other persons do not yet see the fact which he sees.
~Ralph Waldo Emerson~

A belief which does not spring...

A belief which does not spring from a conviction in the emotions is no belief at all.
~Evelyn Scott~

A belief is not merely an idea...

A belief is not merely an idea the mind possesses; it is an idea that possesses the mind.
~Robert Bolton~

A belief in hell and the knowl...

A belief in hell and the knowledge that every ambition is doomed to frustration at the hands of a skeleton have never prevented the majority of human beings from behaving as though death were no more than an unfounded rumour, and survival a thing not beyond the bounds of possibility.
~Aldous Huxley~

A bed without a quilt is like ...

A bed without a quilt is like a sky without stars.
~Author Unknown~

A beautiful woman who is pleas...

A beautiful woman who is pleasing to men is good only for frightening fish when she falls into the water.
~Zen proverb~

A beautiful woman should break...

A beautiful woman should break her mirror early.
~Baltasar Gracian~

A beautiful vacuum filled with...

A beautiful vacuum filled with wealthy monogamists, all powerful and members of the best families all drinking themselves to death.
~Ernest Hemingway~

A beautiful flower begins its ...

A beautiful flower begins its life in the dirt.
~Author Unknown~

A beating heart and an angel's...

A beating heart and an angel's soul, covered in fur.
~Lexie Saige~

A beard signifies lice, not br...

A beard signifies lice, not brains.
~Greek Proverbs~

A bear, however hard he tries,...

A bear, however hard he tries, grows tubby without exercise.
~A.A. Milne~

A batsman who cannot make runs...

A batsman who cannot make runs on turf after rain and sun and sind is only half a batsman.
~E.H.D. Sewell~

A baseball park is the one pla...

A baseball park is the one place where a man's wife doesn't mind his getting excited over somebody else's curves.
~Brendan Francis~

A baseball game is twice as mu...

A baseball game is twice as much fun if you're seeing it on the company's time.
~William C. Feather~

A baseball game is simply a ne...

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
~Earl Wilson ~

A baseball fan is a spectator ...

A baseball fan is a spectator sitting 500 feet from home plate Who can see better than an umpire standing five feet away.
~Source Unknown~

A baseball fan has the digesti...

A baseball fan has the digestive apparatus of a billy goat.  He can, and does, devour any set of diamond statistics with insatiable appetite and then nuzzles hungrily for more.
~Arthur Daley~

A barking dog is often more us...

A barking dog is often more useful than a sleeping lion.
~Washington Irving, adapted from a verse in the Bible~

A bargain is something you can...

A bargain is something you can't use at a price you can't resist.
~Franklin P. Jones~

A bargain is in its very essen...

A bargain is in its very essence a hostile transaction do not all men try to abate the price of all they buy? I contend that a bargain even between brethren is a declaration of war.
~Lord Byron~

A bargain ain't a bargain unle...

A bargain ain't a bargain unless it's something you need.
~Sidney Carroll, A Big Hand for the Little Lady~

A bar of iron costs $5, made i...

A bar of iron costs $5, made into horseshoes its worth is $12, made into needles its worth is $3500, made into balance springs for watches, its worth is $300, 000. Your own value is determined also by what you are able to make of yourself.
~Source Unknown~

A baptised Jew is a circumcise...

A baptised Jew is a circumcised Christian.
~German Proverb~

A banker is a man who lends yo...

A banker is a man who lends you an umbrella when the weather is fair, and takes it away from you when it rains.
~Anonymous~

A banker is a fellow who lends...

A banker is a fellow who lends his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
~Mark Twain
American Humorist, Writer~

A bank is a place that will le...

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
~Bob Hope~

A bank book makes good reading...

A bank book makes good reading - better than some novels.
~Harry Lauder~

A ball player's got to be kept...

A ball player's got to be kept hungry to become a big-leaguer. That's why no boy from a rich family ever made the big leagues.
~Joe DiMaggio, quoted in New York Times, 30 April 1961~

A balanced diet is a cookie in...

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
~Author Unknown~

A bagel is a doughnut with the...

A bagel is a doughnut with the sin removed.
~George Rosenbaum~

A bad peace is even worse than...

A bad peace is even worse than war.
~Tacitus~

A bad grade is only one letter...

A bad grade is only one letter in the Essay of life.
~Lee Drake~

A bad forgery's the ultimate i...

A bad forgery's the ultimate insult.
~Jonathan Gash~

A bad day of fishing is better...

A bad day of fishing is better than a good day of work.
~Author Unknown~

A bad cold wouldn't be so anno...

A bad cold wouldn't be so annoying if it weren't for the advice of our friends.
~Kin Hubbard~

A bad cause will never be supp...

A bad cause will never be supported by bad means and bad men.
~Thomas Paine~

A bachelor is one who enjoys t...

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game.
~Anonymous~

A bachelor is a souvenir of so...

A bachelor is a souvenir of some woman who found a better one at the last minute.
~Anonymous~

A bachelor is a man who has to...

A bachelor is a man who has to know how to remove a coffee stain, from a catsup stain, from a silk tie.
~Dan Bennett~

A bachelor is a man who can ta...

A bachelor is a man who can take a nap on top of a bedspread.
~Marcelene Cox~

A baby-sitter is a teenager wh...

A baby-sitter is a teenager who gets two dollars an hour to eat five dollars' worth of your food.
~Henny Youngman~

A baby will make love stronger...

A baby will make love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, bankroll smaller, home happier, clothes shabbier, the past forgotten, and the future worth living for.
~Author Unknown~

A baby nursing at a mother's b...

A baby nursing at a mother's breast... is an undeniable affirmation of our rootedness in nature.
~David Suzuki~

A baby is God's opinion that t...

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on.
~Carl Sandburg~

A baby is born with a need to ...

A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it.
~Frank A. Clark~

A baby is an inestimable bless...

A baby is an inestimable blessing and bother.
~Mark Twain~

A baby is an angel whose wings...

A baby is an angel whose wings decrease as his legs increase.
~Author Unknown~

A baby is a blank cheque made ...

A baby is a blank cheque made payable to the human race.
~Barbara Christine Seifert~

A babe in the house is a well-...

A babe in the house is a well-spring of pleasure, a messenger of peace and love, a resting place for innocence on earth, a link between angels and men.
~Martin Fraquhar Tupper~

A am realistic -- I expect mir...

A am realistic -- I expect miracles.
~Wayne Dyer~

A am a great friend of public ...

A am a great friend of public amusements, they keep people from vice.
~Samuel Johnson~

A = r + p (or Adventure equals...

A = r + p (or Adventure equals risk plus purpose.)
~Robert McClure~

A 'need' is a 'want' you can't...

A 'need' is a 'want' you can't do without.
~Source Unknown~

A ''Bay Area Bisexual'' told m...

A ''Bay Area Bisexual'' told me I didn't quite coincide with either of her desires.
~Woody Allen~

A "Normal" person is t...

A "Normal" person is the sort of person that might be designed by a committee.  You know, "Each person puts in a pretty color and it comes out gray."
~Alan Sherman~

A "gimme" can best be ...

A "gimme" can best be defined as an agreement between two golfers, neither of whom can putt very well.
~Author Unknown~

A #6 aluminum needle has been ...

A #6 aluminum needle has been known to furnish an excellent emergency shearpin for an outboard motor.
~Elizabeth Zimmerman~

90% of the politicians give th...

90% of the politicians give the other 10% a bad reputation.
~Henry Kissinger~

3 o'clock is always too late o...

3 o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.
~Jean-Paul Sartre~

111 company is like a dog, who...

111 company is like a dog, who dirts those most whom he loves best.
~Jonathan Swift~

10 persons who speak make more...

10 persons who speak make more noise than 10,000 who are silent.
~Napoleon Bonaparte~

1. If your stomach disputes yo...

1. If your stomach disputes you, lie down and pacify it with cool thoughts. 2. Keep the juices flowing by jangling around gently as you move. 3. Go very lightly on the vices such as carrying on in society. The social ramble ain't restful.
~Satchel Paige~

1 tell you the past is a bucke...

1 tell you the past is a bucket of ashes.
~Carl Sandburg~

1 realize that patriotism is n...

1 realize that patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred toward any one.
~Edith Cavell~

1 loathe a friend ... who take...

1 loathe a friend ... who takes his friend's prosperity but will not voyage with him in his grief.
~Euripides~

1 have always in my own though...

1 have always in my own thought summed up individual liberty, and business liberty, and every other kind of liberty, in the phrase that is common in the sporting world, ""A free field and no favor.""
~Woodrow Wilson~

1 Give to the world the best y...

1 Give to the world the best you have I and the best will come back to you.
~Madeline Bridges~

1 am happy and content because...

1 am happy and content because I think I am.
~Alain-Rene Lesage~

0 thou, who didst with pitfall...

0 thou, who didst with pitfall and with gin Beset the road I was to wander in, Thou wilt not with predestin'd evil round Enmesh, and then impute my fall to sin.
~Omar Khayyam~

0 summer friendship, whose fla...

0 summer friendship, whose flat-tering leaves shadowed us in our prosperity, With the least gust, drop off in the autumn of adversity.
~Philip Massinger~

0 little town of Bethlehem, Ho...

0 little town of Bethlehem, How still we see thee lie! Above thy deep and dreamless sleep The silent stars go by.
~Phillips Brooks~

0 liberty! how many crimes are...

0 liberty! how many crimes are committed in thy name!
~Mme. Jeanne Roland~

0 God! Put back Thy universe a...

0 God! Put back Thy universe and give me yesterday.
~Henry Arthur Jones~

0 God assist our side: at leas...

0 God assist our side: at least, avoid assisting the enemy and leave the rest to me.
~Prince Leopold~

0 beautiful for patriot dream ...

0 beautiful for patriot dream That sees beyond the years Thine alabaster cities gleam Undimmed by human tears! America! America! God shed his grace on thee, And crown thy good with brotherhood From sea to shining sea!
~Katharine Lee Bates~

(Writing) - the art of applyin...

(Writing) - the art of applying the seat of the pants to the seat of the chair.
~Mary Heaton Worse~

(The great questions of the da...

(The great questions of the day) are not decided by speeches and majority votes, but by blood and iron.
~Otto von Bismarck~

(Politeness is) a tacit agreem...

(Politeness is) a tacit agreement that people's miserable defects, whether moral or intellectual, shall on either side be ignored and not be made the subject of reproach.
~Arthur Schopenhauer~

(Groom), take (Bride)'s hand a...

(Groom), take (Bride)'s hand and place your hand over hers. Now, remember this moment and cherish it... because this will be the last time you'll ever have the upper hand!
~UNKNOWN ~

(Courage) a perfect sensibilit...

(Courage) a perfect sensibility of the measure of danger, and a mental willingness to endure it.
~William T. Sherman~

(Conviction) is possible only ...

(Conviction) is possible only in a world more primitive than ours can be perceived to be. A man can achieve a simply gnomic conviction only by ignoring the radical describers of his environment, or by hating them, as convinced men have hated, say, Darwin and Freud, as agents of some devil.
~John Ciardi~

(Ars longa, vita brevis.) Art ...

(Ars longa, vita brevis.) Art is long, life is short. A picture can become for us a highway between a particular thing and a universal feeling.
~Lawren Harris~

(Airplanes) may kill you, but ...

(Airplanes) may kill you, but they ain't likely to hurt you.
~Satchel Paige~

(Adversity is) the state in wh...

(Adversity is) the state in which a man most easily becomes acquainted with himself, being especially free from admirers then.
~Samuel Johnson~

(Abraham Lincoln's) weathered ...

(Abraham Lincoln's) weathered face was homely as a plowed field.
~Stephen Vincent Benet~

(A gentleman) is any man who w...

(A gentleman) is any man who wouldn't hit a woman with his hat on.
~Fred Allen~

'You can't make an omelette wi...

'You can't make an omelette without breaking eggs.'
~Walter Duranty~

'Whom are you?' he asked, for ...

'Whom are you?' he asked, for he had been to night school.
~George Ade~

'When I use a word,' Humpty Du...

'When I use a word,' Humpty Dumpty said in rather a scornful tone, 'it means just what I choose it to mean - neither more nor less.' 'The question is,' said Alice, 'whether you can make words mean so many different things.' 'The question is,' said Humpty Dumpty, 'which is to be master - that's all.'
~Lewis Carroll~

'What would you call the highe...

'What would you call the highest happiness?' Wratislaw was asked. 'The sense of competence,' was the answer, given without hesitation.
~John Buchan~

'Umble we are, 'umble we have ...

'Umble we are, 'umble we have been, 'umble we shall ever be.
~Charles Dickens~

'Twill make old women young an...

'Twill make old women young and fresh, Create new motions of the flesh. And cause them long for you know what, If they but taste of chocolate
~ James Wadworth~

'Twas the night before Christm...

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring not even a mouse; The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there.
~Clement C. Moore~

'Twas not my lips you kissed B...

'Twas not my lips you kissed But my sou
~ Judy Garland~

'Twas never merry world Since ...

'Twas never merry world Since lowly feigning was called compliment
~ William Shakespeare, Twelfth Night~

'Twas Christmas broach'd the m...

'Twas Christmas broach'd the mightiest ale; 'twas Christmas told the merriest tale; a Christmas gambol oft could cheer the poor man's heart through half the year.
~Sir Walter Scott~

'twas bryllig and the slithy t...

'twas bryllig and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe; All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths out grabe.
~Lewis Carroll~

'Twas a yellow rose, By that s...

'Twas a yellow rose, By that south window of the little house, My cousin Romney gathered with his hand On all my birthdays, for me. Save the last; And then I shook the tree too rough, too rough, For roses to stay after.
~Elizabeth Barrett Browning~

'Tis what I love determines ho...

'Tis what I love determines how I love.
~George Eliot~

'Tis very certain the desire o...

'Tis very certain the desire of life prolongs it.
~Lord Byron~

'Tis true, 'tis pity; And pity...

'Tis true, 'tis pity; And pity 'tis 'tis true.
~William Shakespeare~

'Tis time to fear when tyrants...

'Tis time to fear when tyrants seem to kiss.
~William Shakespeare~

'Tis the privilege of friendsh...

'Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and have her nonsense respected.
~Charles Lamb~

'Tis the night - the night Of ...

'Tis the night - the night Of the grave's delight, And the warlocks are at their play; Ye think that without The wild winds shout, But no, it is they - it is they.
~Arthur Cleveland Coxe~

'Tis the motive exalts the act...

'Tis the motive exalts the action, 'Tis the doing, and not the deed.
~Margaret Junkin Preston~

'Tis the good reader that make...

'Tis the good reader that makes the good book; in every book he finds passages which seem confidences or asides hidden from all else and unmistakenly meant for his ear; the profit of books is according to the sensibility of the reader; the profoundest thought or passion sleeps as in a mine, until it is discovered by an equal mind and heart.
~Ralph Waldo Emerson, Society and Solitude, 1870~

'Tis sweet to listen as the ni...

'Tis sweet to listen as the night winds creep From leaf to leaf; 'tis sweet to view on high The rainbow, based on ocean, span the sky
~ Lord Byron~

'Tis strange, but true; for tr...

'Tis strange, but true; for truth is always strange, - Stranger than fiction
~ Lord Byron, Don Juan, Canto XIV, stanza 101~

'Tis strange what a man may do...

'Tis strange what a man may do, and a woman yet think him an angel.
~William Makepeace Thackeray~

'Tis strange - but true; for t...

'Tis strange - but true; for truth is always strange, Stranger than fiction.
~Lord Byron~

'Tis now the very witching tim...

'Tis now the very witching time of night, When churchyards yawn and hell itself breathes out Contagion to this world.
~William Shakespeare~

'Tis not the many oaths that m...

'Tis not the many oaths that make the truth; But the plain single vow, that is vow'd true.
~William Shakespeare~

'Tis not love's going hurts my...

'Tis not love's going hurts my days, but that it went in little ways.
~Edna St. Vincent Millay~

'Tis not in mortals to command...

'Tis not in mortals to command success, but we'll do more, Sempronius, we'll deserve it.
~Joseph Addison~

'Tis not enough to help the fe...

'Tis not enough to help the feeble up, but to support him after.
~William Shakespeare~

'Tis not always in a physician...

'Tis not always in a physician's power to cure the sick; at times the disease is stronger than trained art.
~Ovid~

'Tis no extravagant arithmetic...

'Tis no extravagant arithmetic to say, that for every ten jokes, thou hast got an hundred enemies; and till thou hast gone on, and raised a swarm of wasps about thine ears, and art half stung to death by them, thou wilt never be convinced it is so.
~Laurence Sterne
1713-1768, British Author~

'Tis my opinion every man chea...

'Tis my opinion every man cheats in his way, and he is only honest who is not discovered.
~Susannah Centlivre~

'Tis my faith that every flowe...

'Tis my faith that every flower Enjoys the air it breathes
~ William Wordsworth, ""Lines Written in Early Spring,"" Lyrical Ballads, 1798~

'Tis more blessed to give than...

'Tis more blessed to give than to receive; for example, wedding presents.
~H. L. Mencken~

'Tis midnight now. The bend a...

'Tis midnight now. The bend and broken moon, Batter'd and black, as from a thousand battles, Hangs silent on the purple walls of Heaven
~ Joaquin Miller, Ina~

'Tis man's to fight, but Heave...

'Tis man's to fight, but Heaven's to give success.
~Homer~

'Tis mad idolatry To make the ...

'Tis mad idolatry To make the service greater than the god.
~William Shakespeare~

'Tis known by the name of pers...

'Tis known by the name of perseverance in a good cause, and obstinacy in a bad one.
~Laurence Sterne~

'Tis healthy to be sick someti...

'Tis healthy to be sick sometimes.
~Henry David Thoreau~

'Tis God gives skill, but not ...

'Tis God gives skill, but not without men's hands: he could not make Antonio Stradivarius violins without Antonio.
~George Eliot~

'Tis Fate that flings the dice...

'Tis Fate that flings the dice, And as she flings Of kings makes peasants, And of peasants kings.
~Anonymous~

'Tis expectation makes a bless...

'Tis expectation makes a blessing dear; heaven were not heaven if we knew what it were.
~Sir John Sucking~

'Tis education forms the commo...

'Tis education forms the common mind; Just as the twig is bent the tree's inclined.
~Alexander Pope~

'Tis easy enough to be pleasan...

'Tis easy enough to be pleasant, When life flows along like a song; But the man worth while is the one who will smile When everything goes dead wrong.
~Ella Wheeler Wilcox~

'Tis distance lends enchantmen...

'Tis distance lends enchantment to the view, And robes the mountain in its azure hue.
~Thomas Campbell~

'Tis curious that we only beli...

'Tis curious that we only believe as deeply as we live.
~Ralph Waldo Emerson~

'Tis chastity, my brother, cha...

'Tis chastity, my brother, chastity. She that has that is clad in complete steel, and like a quivered nymph with arrows keen may trace huge forests and unharbored heaths, infamous hills and sandy perilous wilds, where through the sacred rays of chastity, no savage fierce, bandit, or mountaineer will dare to soil her virgin purity.
~John Milton~

'Tis but an hour ago since it ...

'Tis but an hour ago since it was nine, and after one hour more twill be eleven. And so from hour to hour we ripe and ripe, and then from hour to hour we rot and rot. and thereby hangs a tale.
~William Shakespeare~

'Tis brief, my lord…as wo...

'Tis brief, my lord…as woman's love.
~William Shakespeare~

'Tis blessed to bestow, and ye...

'Tis blessed to bestow, and yet, Could we bestow the gifts we get, And keep the ones we give away, How happy were our Christmas day
~ Carolyn Wells~

'Tis better to suffer wrong th...

'Tis better to suffer wrong than do it.
~Thomas Fuller, Gnomologia, 1732~

'Tis better to have loved and ...

'Tis better to have loved and lost, Than never to have loved at all.
~Lord Alfred Tennyson~

'Tis better to be fortunate th...

'Tis better to be fortunate than wise.
~John Webster~

'Tis beauty, so to speak, nor ...

'Tis beauty, so to speak, nor good talk necessarily. It's just IT. Some women will stay in a man's memory if they once walked down a street.
~Rudyard Kipling~

'Tis an ill cook that cannot l...

'Tis an ill cook that cannot lick his own fingers.
~William Shakespeare~

'Tis all a chequer board of ni...

'Tis all a chequer board of nights and days, Where destiny with men for pieces plays; Hither and thither, and mates, and slays
~ Edward Fitzgerald, The Rubaiyat of Omar Khayyám, 1859~

'Tis all a Checker-board of Ni...

'Tis all a Checker-board of Nights and days where Destiny with Men for Pieces plays: Hither and thither moves, and mates and slays, and one by one back in the Closet lays.
~Omar Khayyam
1048-1131, Persian Astronomer, Poet~

'Tis a superstition to insist ...

'Tis a superstition to insist on a special diet. All is made at last of the same chemical atoms.
~Ralph Waldo Emerson
American Poet, Essayist~

'Tis a rule of manners to avoi...

'Tis a rule of manners to avoid exaggeration.
~Ralph Waldo Emerson~

'Tis a lesson you should heed,...

'Tis a lesson you should heed, Try, try again. If at first you don't succeed, Try, try again.
~William Edward Hickson~

'Tis a great confidence in a f...

'Tis a great confidence in a friend to tell him your faults; greater to tell him his.
~Benjamin Franklin~

'Tis a gift to be simple, 'tis...

'Tis a gift to be simple, 'tis a gift to be free. 'Tis a gift to come round to where we ought to be. And when we find a place that feels just right, We will be in the valley of love and delight.
~Anonymous~

'The horror of that moment,' t...

'The horror of that moment,' the King went on, T shall never, never forget!' 'You will, though,'the Queen said, 'if you don't make a memorandum of it.'
~Lewis Carroll~

'T is heaven alone that is giv...

'T is heaven alone that is given away, 'T is only God may be had for the asking;..
~ James Russell Lowell, The Vision of Sir Launfal, 1848~

'Sartor Resartus' is simply un...

'Sartor Resartus' is simply unreadable, and for me that always sort of spoils a book.
~Harry S. Truman~

'No' and 'Yes' are words quick...

'No' and 'Yes' are words quickly said, but they need a great amount of thought before you utter them.
~Baltasar Gracian~

'Mr. President, I am praying f...

'Mr. President, I am praying for you. 'Which way, Senator?'
~Anonymous~

'Mid pleasures and palaces thr...

'Mid pleasures and palaces through we may roam, Be it ever so humble, there's no place like Home.
~J. Howard Payne~

'Mean to' don't pick no cotton...

'Mean to' don't pick no cotton.
~Anonymous~

'Let us not get so busy or liv...

'Let us not get so busy or live so fast that we can't listen to the music of the meadow or the symphony that glorifies the forest. Some things in the world are far more important than wealth; one of them is the ability to enjoy simple things.
~Dale Carnegie~

'Hope' is the thing with feath...

'Hope' is the thing with feathers That perches in the soul - And sings the tune without words And never stops - at all.
~Emily Dickinson~

'Goodness, what beautiful diam...

'Goodness, what beautiful diamonds!' 'Goodness had nothing to do with it'.
~Mae West~

'Emergencies' have always been...

'Emergencies' have always been the pretext on which the safeguards of individual liberty have been eroded.
~Friedrich August von Hayek
Austrian, Economist Quotes~

'Chocolate -- The Consuming Pa...

'Chocolate -- The Consuming Passion' was written for the Chocolate Elite -- the select millions who like chocolate in all its infinite variety, using 'like' as in 'I like to breathe.'
~Sandra Boynton~

'Change' is scientific, 'progr...

'Change' is scientific, 'progress' is ethical; change is indubitable, whereas progress is a matter of controversy.
~Bertrand Russell~

'Cause I's wicked, - I is. I's...

'Cause I's wicked, - I is. I's mighty wicked, anyhow, I can't help it.
~Harriet Beecher Stowe~

'Be yourself!' is about the wo...

'Be yourself!' is about the worst advice you can give to some people.
~Tom Masson~

'Are you lost daddy?' I asked ...

'Are you lost daddy?' I asked tenderly. 'Shut up,' he explained.
~Ping Lardner~

'Ah, John A., John A., how I l...

'Ah, John A., John A., how I love you! How I wish I could trust you!
~Canadian Liberal politician~

''You gave me the key of your ...

''You gave me the key of your heart, my love; then why did you make me knock?'' Oh that was yesterday, saints above! And last night -- I changed the lock!
~John Boyle O'Reilly~

''Write that down,'' the King ...

''Write that down,'' the King said to the jury, and the jury eagerly wrote down all three dates on their slates, and then added them up, and reduced the answer to shillings and pence.
~Lewis Carroll~

''Work and wait'', ''work and ...

''Work and wait'', ''work and wait'' is what God says to us in creation.
~Josiah Gilbert Holland~

''To give style'' to one's cha...

''To give style'' to one's character -- a great and rare art! He exercises it who surveys all that his nature presents in strength and weakness and then moulds it to an artistic plan until everything appears as art and reason, and even the weaknesses delight the eye.
~Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche~

''The grace of God,'' says Lut...

''The grace of God,'' says Luther, ''is like a flying summer shower.'' It has fallen upon more than one land, and passed on. Judea had it, and lies barren and dry. These Asiatic coasts had it, and flung it away.
~Alexander Maclaren~

''Reason'' is the cause of our...

''Reason'' is the cause of our falsification of the evidence of the senses. In so far as the senses show becoming, passing away, change, they do not lie.
~Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche~

''Knowledge is power.'' Rather...

''Knowledge is power.'' Rather, knowledge is happiness, because to have knowledge -- broad, deep knowledge -- is to know true ends from false, and lofty things from low. To know the thoughts and deeds that have marked man's progress is to feel the great heartthrobs of humanity through the centuries; and if one does not feel in these pulsations a heavenward striving, one must indeed be deaf to the harmonies of life.
~Helen Keller~

''Keep, ancient lands, your st...

''Keep, ancient lands, your storied pomp!'' cries she with silent lips. ''Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, the wretched refuse of your teeming shore. Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed, to me; I lift my lamp beside the golden door.''
~Emma Lazarus~

''If everybody minded their ow...

''If everybody minded their own business,'' the Duchess said in a hoarse growl, ''the world would go round a deal faster than it does.''
~Lewis Carroll~

''I'' is a militant social ten...

''I'' is a militant social tendency, working to hold and enlarge its place in the general current of tendencies. So far as it can it waxes, as all life does. To think of it as apart from society is a palpable absurdity of which no one could be guilty who really saw it as a fact of life.
~Charles Horton Cooley~

''I lose my temper, but it's a...

''I lose my temper, but it's all over in a minute,'' said the student. ''So is the hydrogen bomb,'' I replied. ''But think of the damage it produces!
~George Sweeting~

''Healing,'' Papa would tell m...

''Healing,'' Papa would tell me, ''is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.''
~Wystan Hugh Auden ~

''God is Love,'' we are taught...

''God is Love,'' we are taught as children to believe. But when we first begin to get some inkling of how He loves us, we are repelled; it seems so cold, indeed, not love at all as we understand the word.
~Wystan Hugh Auden ~

''Come to the edge,'' He said....

''Come to the edge,'' He said. They said, ''We are afraid.'' ''Come to the edge,'' He said. They cam. He pushed them... and they flew.
~Guillaume Apollinaire~

"You are old," said ...

"You are old," said the youth, "and your jaws are too weak for anything tougher than suet; yet you finished the goose, with the bones and the beak. Pray, how did you do it?" "In my youth," said his father, "I took to the law, and argued each case with my wife and the muscular strength which it gave to my jaw has lasted the rest of my life."
~Lewis Carroll~

"What kind of bird are yo...

"What kind of bird are you, if you can't fly?" said he. To this the duck replied, "What kind of bird are you if you can't swim?" and dived into the pond.
~Sergei Prokofiev~

"We'll be Friends Forever...

"We'll be Friends Forever, won't we, Pooh?" asked Piglet. "Even longer," Pooh answered.
~Winnie the Pooh~

"There was once a legenda...

"There was once a legendary baseball player," said (John F.) Kennedy. "He never failed to hit when at bat and never dropped a ball. Grounders never dribbled between his legs. He threw with unerring accuracy. In the field and on the bases he had the speed and grace of a leopard. He never tired or missed a signal. In fact, he would have been one of the all-time greats except for one thing - no one was ever able to get him to put down his beer and hot dog and come out of the press box to play."
~Morris K. Udall~

"the colonists are by the...

"the colonists are by the law of nature free born, as indeed all men are, white or black."
~Thomas Paine~

"Pussy cat, pussy cat, Wh...

"Pussy cat, pussy cat, What are you at? Where are your manners, You bad little cat?" "Miou," said the pussy; "Please, may I stay To afternoon tea, ma'am, For once in a way?" "Pussy cat, pussy cat, What can I do? There's no cup and saucer, There's no tea for you." "Miou," said the pussy; "Miou, ma'am," said she. "I don't need a tea-cup, I never take tea; Some milk in a saucer, Is better for me."
~Author Unknown~

"Pooh, promise me you won...

"Pooh, promise me you won't forget about me, ever. Not even when I am a hundred." Pooh thought for a little. "How old shall I be then?" "Ninety-nine." Pooh nodded. "I promise," he said.
~A. A. Milne~

"May I print a kiss on yo...

"May I print a kiss on your lips?" I said, And she nodded her full permission: So we went to press and I rather guess We printed a full edition.
~Joseph Lilientha~

"Know thyself?" If I...

"Know thyself?" If I knew myself, I'd run away.
~Johann Wolfgang von Goethe~

"Know thyself," said...

"Know thyself," said the old philosopher, "improve thyself," saith the new. Our great object in time is not to waste our passions and gifts on the things external that we must leave behind, but that we cultivate within us all that we can carry into the eternal progress beyond.
~Edward Bulwer-Lytton~

"Know thyself" - a m...

"Know thyself" - a maxim as pernicious as it is odious. A person observing himself would arrest his own development. Any caterpillar who tried to "know himself" would never become a butterfly.
~André Gide~

"It is one of the many fo...

"It is one of the many follies of luxury, which lead men to believe that plenty now, is abundance always, and fortune everlasting" "Patrick: Son of Ireland"
~Stephen Lawhead~

"If the law supposes that...

"If the law supposes that," said Mr. Bumble, "the law is an ass, a idiot."
~Charles Dickins~

"I've been an entertainer...

"I've been an entertainer all of my life. I've never wanted to be a politician. I was elected, and ran only to help the people who have no one else to stand up for them. I am here to help the people."
~Martha Reeves~

"I meant," said Ipsl...

"I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worth while?" Death thought about it "Cats," he said eventually, "Cats are Nice."
~Terry Pratchett ~

"I have done my best.&quo...

"I have done my best." That is about all the philosophy of living one needs.
~Lin Yutang~

"I don't like lawyers, na...

"I don't like lawyers, nannie." "No one likes lawyers, little boy."
~J. P. Donleavy~

"Hear! hear!" scream...

"Hear! hear!" screamed the jay from a neighboring tree, where I had heard a tittering for some time, "winter has a concentrated and nutty kernel, if you know where to look for it."
~Henry David Thoreau~

"Healing," Papa woul...

"Healing," Papa would tell me, "is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature."
~W.H. Auden~

"For if I wait," sai...

"For if I wait," said she, "Till time for roses be, For the moss rose and the musk rose, Maiden-blush and royal-dusk rose,- What glory then for me In such a company?- Roses plenty, roses plenty And one nightingale for twenty?"
~Elizabeth Barrett Browning~

"But I don't want to go a...

"But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked. "Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad." "How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice. "You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here." Alice didn't think that proved it at all; however, she went on "And how do you know that you're mad?" "To begin with,' said the Cat, "a dog's not mad. You grant that?" "I suppose so," said Alice. "Well, then," the Cat went on, "you see, a dog growls when it's angry, and wags its tail when it's pleased. Now I growl when I'm pleased, and wag my tail when I'm angry. Therefore I'm mad."
~Lewis Carroll ~

"Art is just a dog on Nei...

"Art is just a dog on Neil young's porch"
~Glenn Frye~

"A cat may look at a king...

"A cat may look at a king," said Alice. "I've read that in some book, but I don't remember where." "Tut, tut, child!" said the Duchess. "Everything's got a moral, if only you can find it." And she squeezed herself up closer to Alice's side as she spoke.
~Lewis Carroll ~

"You're more trouble than ...

"You're more trouble than the children are" is the greatest compliment a grandparent can receive.
~Gene Perret~

"What do you think of God,...

"What do you think of God," the teacher asked.  After a pause, the young pupil replied, "He's not a think, he's a feel."
~Paul Frost~

"Well," said Pooh, &#3...

"Well," said Pooh, "what I like best," and then he had to stop and think.  Because although Eating Honey was a very good thing to do, there was a moment just before you began to eat it which was better than when you were, but he didn't know what it was called.
~A.A. Milne~

"We, the people."&#160...

"We, the people."  It is a very eloquent beginning.  But when that document was completed on the seventeenth of September in 1787 I was not included in that "We, the people."  I felt somehow for many years that George Washington and Alexander Hamilton, just left me out by mistake.  But through the process of amendment, interpretation and court decision I have finally been included in "We, the people."
~Barbara Jordan~

"Thou shalt not kill" ...

"Thou shalt not kill" does not apply to murder of one's own kind only, but to all living beings; and this Commandment was inscribed in the human breast long before it was proclaimed from Sinai.
~Leo Tolstoy~

"Therefore" is a word ...

"Therefore" is a word the poet must not know.
~André Gide~

"There are no atheists in ...

"There are no atheists in foxholes" isn't an argument against atheism, it's an argument against foxholes.
~James Morrow~

"Tell me what you read and...

"Tell me what you read and I'll tell you who you are" is true enough, but I'd know you better if you told me what you reread.
~François Mauriac~

"Safety First" is &#34...

"Safety First" is "Safety Always."
~Charles M. Hayes~

"Old times" never come...

"Old times" never come back and I suppose it's just as well.  What comes back is a new morning every day in the year, and that's better.
~George E. Woodberry~

"Know thyself?" ...

"Know thyself?"  If I knew myself, I'd run away.
~Johann Wolfgang von Goethe~

"Just living is not enough...

"Just living is not enough," said the butterfly, "one must have sunshine, freedom and a little flower."
~Hans Christian Anderson~

"It's snowing still," ...

"It's snowing still," said Eeyore gloomily.  "So it is."  "And freezing."  "Is it?"  "Yes," said Eeyore.  "However," he said, brightening up a little, "we haven't had an earthquake lately."
~A.A. Milne~

"I was six when I saw that...

"I was six when I saw that everything was God, and my hair stood up, and all," Teddy said.  "It was on a Sunday, I remember.  My sister was a tiny child then, and she was drinking her milk, and all of a sudden I saw that she was God and the milk was God.  I mean, all she was doing was pouring God into God, if you know what I mean.
~J.D. Salinger, "Teddy," 1954~

"I must do something" ...

"I must do something" always solves more problems than "Something must be done."
~Author Unknown~

"I have no more than twent...

"I have no more than twenty acres of ground," he replied, "the whole of which I cultivate myself with the help of my children; and our labor keeps off from us the three great evils - boredom, vice, and want."
~Voltaire~

"I am" is reportedly t...

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language.  Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?
~Author Unknown~

"Hear! hear!" screamed...

"Hear! hear!" screamed the jay from a neighboring tree, where I had heard a tittering for some time, "winter has a concentrated and nutty kernel, if you know where to look for it."
~Henry David Thoreau, 28 November 1858 journal entry~

"Give us this day our dail...

"Give us this day our daily bread" is probably the most perfectly constructed and useful sentence ever set down in the English language.
~P.J. Wingate~

"Every minute dies a man, ...

"Every minute dies a man, Every minute one is born;"  I need hardly point out to you that this calculation would tend to keep the sum total of the world's population in a state of perpetual equipoise, whereas it is a well-known fact that the said sum total is constantly on the increase.  I would therefore take the liberty of suggesting that in the next edition of your excellent poem the erroneous calculation to which I refer should be corrected as follows:  "Every moment dies a man, And one and a sixteenth is born."  I may add that the exact figures are 1.067, but something must, of course, be conceded to the laws of metre.
~Charles Babbage, letter to Alfred, Lord Tennyson, about a couplet in his "The Vision of Sin"~

"Charm" - which means ...

"Charm" - which means the power to effect work without employing brute force - is indispensable to women.  Charm is a woman's strength just as strength is a man's charm.
~Havelock Ellis~

"Carpe Diem" does not ...

"Carpe Diem" does not mean "fish of the day."
~Author Unknown~

"But" is a fence over ...

"But" is a fence over which few leap.
~German Proverb~

"Be yourself" is about...

"Be yourself" is about the worst advice you can give some people.
~Tom Masson~

“Wouldst thou" - so ...

“Wouldst thou" - so the helmsman answered. - "Learn the secret of the sea? Only those who brave its dangers Comprehend its mystery!”
~Henry Wadsworth Longfellow~

‘Tis a great confidence i...

‘Tis a great confidence in a friend to tell him your faults; greater to tell him his.
~Benjamin Franklin~

… and May This Festival o...

… and May This Festival of Lights bring Blessings upon you and All Your Loved Ones for Happiness, for Health, and for Spiritual and Material Wealth, and May the Lights of Chanukah Usher in the Light of Moshiach and a Better World for All of Humankind.
~Hanukkah blessing~

""Your money, or your life."" W...

""Your money, or your life."" We know what to do when a burglar makes this demand of us, but not when God does.
~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966~

""You are accepted!"" ... accept...

""You are accepted!"" ... accepted by that which is greater than you and the name of which you do not know. Do not ask the name now, perhaps you will know it later. Do not try to do anything, perhaps later you will do much. Do not seek for anything, do not perform anything, do not intend anything. Simply accept the fact that you are accepted.
~Paul Tillich~

""Yes,"" I answered you last nig...

""Yes,"" I answered you last night; ""No,"" this morning, sir, I say: Colors seen by candle-light Will not look the same by day.
~E. B. Browning~

""Worry"" is a word that I don't...

""Worry"" is a word that I don't allow myself to use.
~Dwight D. Eisenhower~

""Will you walk into my parlour...

""Will you walk into my parlour?"" Said the spider to a fly: '""Tis the prettiest little parlour That ever you did spy.""
~Mary Howitt~

""Why people throw temper tantr...

""Why people throw temper tantrums is beyond me, but then again so is being calm all the time.""
~Cameron C. Powell
(Age 16, Knoxville TN)~

""Why not"" is a slogan for an i...

""Why not"" is a slogan for an interesting life.
~Mason Cooley~

""When someone is bored, they t...

""When someone is bored, they tend to drive themselves to do something that occupys there needs, and there needs are usually to not be bored, but when someone is excited they tend to not think clearly, so does that mean being bored is a good thing?""
~Cameron C. Powell
(Age 16, Knoxville TN)~

""When a smart person does some...

""When a smart person does something stupid people usually laugh, but when a stupid person does something smart people just don't realize it because they have already ruled them as dumb.""
~Cameron C. Powell
(Age 16, Knoxville TN)~

""What's for dinner?"" is the on...

""What's for dinner?"" is the only question many husbands ask their wives, and the only one to which they care about the answer.
~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966~

""What is your fortune, my pret...

""What is your fortune, my pretty maid?"" ""My face is my fortune, sir,"" she said.
~Nursery Rhyme~

""What do you think of God,"" th...

""What do you think of God,"" the teacher asked. After a pause, the young pupil replied, ""He's not a think, he's a feel.""
~Paul Frost~

""We trust, Sir, that God is on...

""We trust, Sir, that God is on our side."" ""It is more important to know that we are on God's side.""
~Abraham Lincoln~

""Wait'll next year!"" is the fa...

""Wait'll next year!"" is the favorite cry of baseball fans, football fans, hockey fans, and gardeners.
~Robert Orben~

""Tut, tut, child,"" said the Du...

""Tut, tut, child,"" said the Duchess. ""Everything's got a moral if only you can find it.""
~Lewis Carroll~

""There no such thing as smart,...

""There no such thing as smart, dumb, ignorant or anything, People are just different.""
~Cameron C. Powell
(Age 16, Knoxville TN)~

""The world is a wheel always t...

""The world is a wheel always turning,"" philosophized Mrs. Pelz. ""Those who were high go down low, and those who've been low go up higher.""
~Anzia Yezierska~

""The whole world loves a lover...

""The whole world loves a lover"" is an interesting theory, but a very bad legal defense.
~Keith Sullivan~

""The tradition of the new."" Ye...

""The tradition of the new."" Yesterday's avant-gard-experiment is today's chic and tomorrow's cliche.
~Richard Hofstadter~

""The time has come,"" the Walru...

""The time has come,"" the Walrus said, ""To talk of many things; Of shoes - and ships - and sealing-wax - Of cabbages - and kings - And why the sea is boiling hot - And whether pigs have wings.""
~Lewis Carroll~

""The horror of that moment,"" t...

""The horror of that moment,"" the King went on, ""I shall never forget."" ""You will, though,"" the Queen said, ""if you don't make a memorandum of it.""
~Lewis Carroll~

""The good old days."" The only ...

""The good old days."" The only good days are ahead.
~Alice Childress~

""The Dark Side of the Froce is...

""The Dark Side of the Froce is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural."" -Palpatine
~Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith ~

""That old berk,"" muttered Aber...

""That old berk,"" muttered Aberforth, taking another swig of mead. ""Thought the sun shone out of my brother's every orifice, he did.""
~J.K. Rowling, ""The Missing Mirror,"" Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, 2007~

""Stay"" is a charming word in a...

""Stay"" is a charming word in a friend's vocabulary.
~Louisa May Alcott~

""Stating your own opinion on t...

""Stating your own opinion on things and being told what your opinion should be, should be your own choice should it not be?""
~Cameron C. Powell
(Age 16, Knoxville TN)~

""Some things in the world are ...

""Some things in the world are strange for a reason, because when the reason for being strange is revealed, people hate it worse then strange itself.""
~Cameron C. Powell
(Age 16, Knoxville TN)~

""So you want to become my son-...

""So you want to become my son-in-law."" ""Not exactly. I just want to marry your daughter.""
~Anonymous~

""Small things over time make b...

""Small things over time make big differences.""
~Cameron C. Powell
(Age 16, Knoxville TN)~

""Shoot, if you must, this old ...

""Shoot, if you must, this old gray head, But spare your country's flag,"" she said.
~John Greenleaf Whittier~

""Safety first"" has been the mo...

""Safety first"" has been the motto of the human race for half a million years; but it has never been the motto of leaders.
~Anonymous~

""Play it as it lies"" is one of...

""Play it as it lies"" is one of the fundamental dictates of golf. The other is ""Wear it if it clashes.""
~Henry Beard, Golfing, 1985~

""Plain English"" - everybody lo...

""Plain English"" - everybody loves it, demands it - from the other fellow.
~Jacques Barzun~

""Orthodoxy, my Lord,"" said Bis...

""Orthodoxy, my Lord,"" said Bishop Warburton, in a whisper, - ""orthodoxy is my doxy, - heterodoxy is another man's doxy.""
~Joseph Priestley~

""Only fools who do not heed th...

""Only fools who do not heed the lessons of History, are doomed to repeat it!
~Fredrick Allen~

""Okay, I have arthritis, and t...

""Okay, I have arthritis, and this is the way arthritis is."" Take pain as it comes and you can better master it.
~Charles Clifford Peale~

""Oh, God, if I were sure I wer...

""Oh, God, if I were sure I were to die tonight I would repent at once."" It is the commonest prayer in all languages.
~Sir James M. Barrie~

""Of what are you afraid, my ch...

""Of what are you afraid, my child?"" inquired the kindly teacher. ""Oh, sir! the flowers, they are wild,"" replied the timid creature.
~Peter Newell~

""Now"" is the operative word. E...

""Now"" is the operative word. Everything you put in your way is just a method of putting off the hour when you could actually be doing your dream.
~Barbara Sher~

""No matter who you are it's th...

""No matter who you are it's the simple things in life that lead you to believe that you can achieve anything.""
~Ronaldo(Ronaldinho) Assis Moreira~

""Never blame anyone for your p...

""Never blame anyone for your problems, because it's your fault for having them.""
~Cameron C. Powell
(Age 16, Knoxville TN)~

""Mommy, we're not going to be ...

""Mommy, we're not going to be poor again, are we?"" ""Not as long as you have that rare blood type.""
~Brett Butler~

""May I print a kiss on your li...

""May I print a kiss on your lips?"" I said, And she nodded her full permission: So we went to press and I rather guess We printed a full edition
~ Joseph Lilientha~

""Look at me. Judge me by my si...

""Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you?""-Yoda,Episode V
~Justine Harper
High School Student~

""Let us agree not to step on e...

""Let us agree not to step on each other's feet,"" said the cock to the horse.
~English proverb~

""Know thyself"" - a maxim as pe...

""Know thyself"" - a maxim as pernicious as it is odious. A person observing himself would arrest his own development. Any caterpillar who tried to ""know himself"" would never become a butterfly.
~André Gide, Nouvelles Nourritures~

""It's not about the size of th...

""It's not about the size of the dog in the fight...it's about the size of the fight in the dog.""---Author unknown; Somebody in my science class wrote this on the board one day. Thought it was too good to not write down.
~Source Unknown~

""It's a question of discipline...

""It's a question of discipline,"" the little prince told me later on. ""When you've finished washing and dressing each morning, you must tend your planet.""
~Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, The Little Prince, 1943, translated from French by Richard Howard~

""It's a dangerous business, Fr...

""It's a dangerous business, Frodo, going out of your door,"" he used to say. ""You step into the Road, and if you don't keep your feet, there is no knowing where you might be swept off to.""
~J.R.R. Tolkien, ""Three Is Company,"" The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring, 1954~

""It was as true,"" said Mr. Bar...

""It was as true,"" said Mr. Barkis,... ""as taxes is. And nothing's truer than them.""
~Charles Dickens~

""It was as true"", said Mr. Bar...

""It was as true"", said Mr. Barkus, ""as taxes is. And nothing is truer than them.""
~Charles Dickens~

""It does'nt matter if you fall...

""It does'nt matter if you fall down,it's whether you get back up
~Micheal Jordan~

""In good prose (says Schlegel)...

""In good prose (says Schlegel) every word should be underlined!"" that is, every word should be the right one; and then no one would be righter than another. There are no italics in Plato.
~Augustus William Hare and Julius Charles Hare, Guesses at Truth, by Two Brothers, 1827~

""If the law supposes that,"" sa...

""If the law supposes that,"" said Mr. Bumble, ""the law is a ass, a idiot.""
~Charles Dickens~

""I'm sorry that I spell'd the ...

""I'm sorry that I spell'd the word; I hate to go above you, Because"" - the brown eyes lower fell, - ""Because, you see, I love you!""
~John Greenleaf Whittier~

""I'd rather live for a reason ...

""I'd rather live for a reason then not live at all, and thats my opinion of it.""
~Cameron C. Powell
(Age 16, Knoxville TN)~

""I refuse to prove that I exis...

""I refuse to prove that I exist"" says God, ""for proof denies faith, and without faith, I am nothing."" ""Oh,"" says man, ""but the Babel Fish is a dead give-away, isn't it? It proves You exist, and so therefore You don't. Q.E.D."" ""Oh, I hadn't thought of that,"" says God, who promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.
~Douglas Adams, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy~

""I can forgive, but I cannot f...

""I can forgive, but I cannot forget"" is only another way of saying, ""I will not forgive."" Forgiveness ought to be like a canceled note-torn in two and burned up so that it never can be shown against one.
~Henry Ward Beecher~

""I am a very opinionated perso...

""I am a very opinionated person, I am also a very debatefull person, and I am also a very persuasive person, my tactics are so evolved that people simply just fall for them. But then again my tactics are logic.""
~Cameron C. Powell
(Age 16, Knoxville TN)~

""How long does it take to lear...

""How long does it take to learn poker, Dad?"" ""All your life, son.
~ Michael Pertwee~

""How does one become a butterf...

""How does one become a butterfly?"" she asked pensively. ""You must want to fly so much that you are willing to give up being a caterpillar.""
~Trina Paulus~

""Honesty"" without compassion a...

""Honesty"" without compassion and understanding is not honesty, but subtle hostility.
~Rose N. Franzblau~

""History, that is to be writte...

""History, that is to be written tomorrow ...to be read by our children ... to serve as their guide is written in our actions today. A greater call to responsibility I have not known. ""
~Gary Holder-Winfield~

""Heirloom"" is knitting code fo...

""Heirloom"" is knitting code for ""This pattern is so difficult that you would consider death a relief.
~Stephanie Pearl-McPhee, At Knit's End: Meditations for Women Who Knit Too Much~

""Good enough never is"" has bec...

""Good enough never is"" has become the motto of this company.
~Debbi Fields~

""Glamour"" is assurance. It is ...

""Glamour"" is assurance. It is a kind of knowing that you are all right in every way, mentally and physically and in appearance, and that, whatever the occasion or the situation, you are equal to it.
~Marlene Dietrich~

""For I know the plans I have f...

""For I know the plans I have for you"" Declares the lord, ""plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you a hope and a future""
~Holy Bible New Internationl Version~

""Eyes look you last! Arms take...

""Eyes look you last! Arms take your last embrace!""
~william shakespear~

""Everyone makes mistakes, so w...

""Everyone makes mistakes, so whats the big deal when someones mistake is bigger then yours?""
~Cameron C. Powell
(Age 16, Knoxville TN)~

""Do you think your boy will fo...

""Do you think your boy will forget all he learned in college?"" ""I hope so. He can't make a living drinking.""
~Larry Wilde~

""Christ the Lord is risen toda...

""Christ the Lord is risen today,"" Sons of men and angels say. Raise your joys and triumphs high; Sing, ye heavens, and earth reply.
~Charles Wesley~

""Children, don't speak so coar...

""Children, don't speak so coarsely,"" said Mr. Webster, who had a vague notion that some supervision should be exercised over his daughters' speech, and that a line should be drawn, but never knew quite when to draw it. He had allowed his daughters to use his library without restraint, and nothing is more fatal to maidenly delicacy of speech than the run of a good library.
~Robertson Davies, Tempest Tost~

""But"" is a fence over which fe...

""But"" is a fence over which few leap.
~German proverb~

""Being different has major adv...

""Being different has major advantages, alot of people just don't realize that.""
~Cameron C. Powell
(Age 16, Knoxville TN)~

""Alot of people love me becaus...

""Alot of people love me because I think so differently, those people are the people I love.""
~Cameron C. Powell
(Age 16, Knoxville TN)~

""After all, golf is only a gam...

""After all, golf is only a game,"" said Millicent. Women say these things without thinking. It does not mean that there is a kink in their character. They simply don't realise what they are saying.
~P.G. Wodehouse, Order by Golf, 1922~