No man ever listened himself o...

No man ever listened himself out of a job.
~Calvin Coolidge~

No man ever got very high by p...

No man ever got very high by pulling other people down. The intelligent merchant does not knock his competitors. The sensible worker does not work those who work with him. Don't knock your friends. Don't knock your enemies. Don't knock yourself.
~Lord Alfred Tennyson
1809-1892, British Poet~

No man ever believes that the ...

No man ever believes that the Bible means what it says:  He is always convinced that it says what he means.
~George Bernard Shaw~

No man ever became very wicked...

No man ever became very wicked all at once.
~Juvenal~

No man drowns if he perseveres...

No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim.
~Russian Proverb ~

No man does right by a woman a...

No man does right by a woman at a party.
~Harry Golden~

No man does anything from a si...

No man does anything from a single motive.
~Samuel Taylor Coleridge~

No man dies for what he knows ...

No man dies for what he knows to be true. Men die for what they want to be true, for what some terror in their hearts tells them is not true.
~Oscar Wilde~

No man deserves to be praised ...

No man deserves to be praised for his goodness unless he has the strength of character to be wicked. All other goodness is generally nothing but indolence or impotence of will.
~La Rochefoucauld~

No man can worship God or love...

No man can worship God or love his neighbor on an empty stomach.
~Woodrow T. Wilson
1856-1924, Twenty-eighth President of the USA~

No man can think clearly when ...

No man can think clearly when his fists are clenched.
~George Jean Nathan~

No man can tell but he that lo...

No man can tell but he that loves his children, how many delicious accents make a man's heart dance in the pretty conversation of those dear pledges; their childishness, their stammering, their little angers, their innocence, their imperfections, their necessities, are so many little emanations of joy and comfort to him that delights in their persons and society.
~Jeremy Taylor~

No man can serve two masters. ...

No man can serve two masters. [Matthew 6:24]
~Bible~

No man can reveal to you aught...

No man can reveal to you aught but that which already lies half asleep in the dawning of your knowledge.
~Kahlil Gibran~

No man can put a chain about t...

No man can put a chain about the ankle of his fellow man without at last finding the other end fastened about his own neck.
~Frederick Douglass, speech, Civil Rights Mass Meeting, Washington, D.C., 1883~

No man can produce great thing...

No man can produce great things who is not thoroughly sincere in dealing with himself
~James Russell Lowell~

No man can live happily who re...

No man can live happily who regards himself alone, who turns everything to his own advantage. Thou must live for another if thou wishest to live for thyself.
~Marcus Annaeus Seneca~

No man can have society upon h...

No man can have society upon his own terms. If he seeks it, he must serve it too.
~Ralph Waldo Emerson~

No man can climb out beyond th...

No man can climb out beyond the limitations of his own character.
~John Morley~

No man can cause more grief th...

No man can cause more grief than that one clinging blindly to the vices of his ancestors.
~William Faulkner~

No man can be satisfied with h...

No man can be satisfied with his attainment, although he may be satisfied with his circumstances.
~Frank Swinnerton~

No man can be merry unless he ...

No man can be merry unless he is serious.
~G. K. Chesterton~

No man can be happy without a ...

No man can be happy without a friend, nor be sure of his friend till he is unhappy.
~Thomas Fuller~

No man can be condemned for ow...

No man can be condemned for owning a dog. As long as he has a dog, he has a friend; and the poorer he gets, the better friend he has.
~Will Rogers~

No man can be called friendles...

No man can be called friendless who has God and the companionship of good books.
~Elizabeth Barrett Browning~

No man can be a pure specialis...

No man can be a pure specialist without being in the strict sense an idiot.
~George Bernard Shaw~

No man can be a patriot on an ...

No man can be a patriot on an empty stomach.
~W. C. Brann~

No man but feels more of a man...

No man but feels more of a man in the world if he have a bit of ground that he can call his own.  However small it is on the surface, it is four thousand miles deep; and that is a very handsome property.
~Charles Dudley Warner~

No man better knows what good ...

No man better knows what good is than he who has endured evil.
~Anonymous~

No man acquires property witho...

No man acquires property without acquiring with it a little arithmetic also.
~Ralph Waldo Emerson~

No lover, if he be of good fai...

No lover, if he be of good faith, and sincere, will deny he would prefer to see his mistress dead than unfaithful.
~Marquis De Sade~

No love, no friendship can cro...

No love, no friendship can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever.
~Francois Mauriac~

No longer forward nor behind I...

No longer forward nor behind I look in hope or fear; but grateful, take the good I find, the best of now and here.
~John Greenleaf Whittier~

No life is so hard that you ca...

No life is so hard that you can't make it easier by the way you take it.
~Ellen Glasgow~

No letters after your name are...

No letters after your name are ever going to be a total guarantee of competence any more than they are a guarantee against fraud. Improving competence involves continuing professional development ... That is the really crucial thing, not just passing an examination.
~Colette Bowe~

No less than the tourist, the ...

No less than the tourist, the writer of history profits from maps.
~Charles F. Mullett~

No leader can be too far ahead...

No leader can be too far ahead of his followers.
~Eleanor Roosevelt~

No law reaches it, but all rig...

No law reaches it, but all right-minded people observe it.
~Sebastien-Roch Nicolas De Chamfort~

No law or ordinance is mightie...

No law or ordinance is mightier than understanding.
~Plato~

No labourer in the world is ex...

No labourer in the world is expected to work for room, board, and love -except the housewife.
~Letty Cottin Pogrebin~

No knowledge can be more satis...

No knowledge can be more satisfactory to a man than that of his own frame, its parts, their functions and actions.
~Thomas Jefferson~

No king on earth is as safe in...

No king on earth is as safe in his job as a Trade Union official. There is only one thing that can get him sacked; and that is drink. Not even that, as long as he doesn't actually fall down.
~George Bernard Shaw
1856-1950, Irish-born British Dramatist~

No intelligence system can pre...

No intelligence system can predict what a government will do if it doesn't know itself.
~J. K. Galbraith~

No individual raindrop conside...

No individual raindrop considers itself responsible for the flood.
~Author Unknown~

No ideas and the ability to ex...

No ideas and the ability to express them - that's a journalist.
~Karl Kraus
Austrian, Writer Quotes~

No human thing is of serious i...

No human thing is of serious importance.
~Plato, The Republic~

No human beings more dangerous...

No human beings more dangerous than those who have suffered for a belief: the great persecutors are recruited from the martyrs not quite beheaded. Far from diminishing the appetite for power, suffering exasperates it.
~E. M. Cioran~

No human being is innocent, bu...

No human being is innocent, but there is a class of innocent human actions called Games.
~Wystan Hugh Auden ~

No human being can really unde...

No human being can really understand another, and no one can arrange another's happiness.
~Graham Greene~

No human being believes that a...

No human being believes that any other human being has a right to be in bed when he himself is up.
~Robert Lynd~

No house should ever be on a h...

No house should ever be on a hill, or on anything. It should be of the hill. Hill and house should live together, each the happier for the other.
~Frank Lloyd Wright~

No hour of life is wasted that...

No hour of life is wasted that is spent in the saddle.
~Winston Churchill~

No horse gets anywhere until h...

No horse gets anywhere until he is harnessed. No steam or gas ever drives anything until it is confined. No Niagara is ever turned into light and power until it is tunneled. No life ever grows great until it is focused, dedicated, disciplined.
~Harry Emerson Fosdick~

No honest work of man or woman...

No honest work of man or woman ""fails""; it feeds the sum of all human action.
~Michelene Wandor~

No honest poet can ever feel q...

No honest poet can ever feel quite sure of the permanent value of what he has written: he may have wasted his time and messed up his life for nothing.
~T. S. Eliot~

No heaven will not ever Heaven...

No heaven will not ever Heaven be Unless my cats are there to welcome me
~ Author Unknown~

No heart thrives without much ...

No heart thrives without much secret converse with God and nothing will make amends for the want of it.
~John Berridge~

No healthy civilization can ev...

No healthy civilization can ever be reared on a foundation of devitalized work.
~William Ralph Inge~

No greater burden can be born ...

No greater burden can be born by an individual than to know none who cares or understands.
~Arthur H. Stainback~

No great thing is created sudd...

No great thing is created suddenly, any more than a bunch of grapes or a fig. If you tell me that you desire a fig, I answer you that there must be time. Let it first blossom, then bear fruit, then ripen.
~Epictetus~

No great thing conies to any m...

No great thing conies to any man unless he has courage.
~Cardinal James Gibbons~

No great thing comes to any ma...

No great thing comes to any man unless he has courage.
~Cardinal James Gibbons~

No great man ever complains of...

No great man ever complains of want of opportunity.
~Ralph Waldo Emerson~

No great genius has ever exist...

No great genius has ever existed without some touch of madness.
~Aristotle~

No great deed is done by falte...

No great deed is done by falterers who ask for certainty.
~George Eliot~

No great artist ever sees thin...

No great artist ever sees things as they really are.  If he did, he would cease to be an artist.
~Oscar Wilde~

No great art has ever been mad...

No great art has ever been made without the artist having known danger.
~Rainer Maria Rilke~

No great advance has ever been...

No great advance has ever been made in science, politics, or religion, without controversy.
~Lyman Beecher~

No grand idea was ever born in...

No grand idea was ever born in a conference, but a lot of foolish ideas have died there.
~F. Scott Fitzgerald~

No government power can be abu...

No government power can be abused long. Mankind will not bear it. There is a remedy in human nature against tyranny, that will keep us safe under every form of government.
~Samuel Johnson~

No government ought to be with...

No government ought to be without censors; and where the press is free, no one ever will.
~Thomas Jefferson~

No government has the right to...

No government has the right to tell its citizens when or whom to love.  The only queer people are those who don't love anybody.
~Rita Mae Brown, speech, 28 August 1982~

No government can be long secu...

No government can be long secure without a formidable opposition. It reduces their supporters to that tractable number which can be managed by the joint influences of fruition and hope. It offers vengeance to the discontented, and distinction to the ambitious; and employs the energies of aspiring spirits, who otherwise may prove traitors in a division or assassins in a debate.
~Benjamin Disraeli~

No gossip ever dies away entir...

No gossip ever dies away entirely, if many people voice it: it, too, is a kind of divinity.
~Hesiod~

No good opera plot can be sens...

No good opera plot can be sensible, for people do not sing when they are feeling sensible.
~Wystan Hugh Auden ~

No good man ever became sudden...

No good man ever became suddenly rich.
~Syrus~

No good deed ever goes unpunis...

No good deed ever goes unpunished.
~Brooks Thomas~

No good book or good thing of ...

No good book or good thing of any kind shows it best face at first. No the most common quality of in a true work of art that has excellence and depth, is that at first sight it produces a certain disappointment.
~Thomas Carlyle~

No gold-digging for me; I take...

No gold-digging for me; I take diamonds!  We may be off the gold standard someday.
~Mae West~

No God, no peace. Know G...

No God, no peace.  Know God, know peace.
~Author Unknown~

No God and no religion can sur...

No God and no religion can survive ridicule. No political church, no nobility, no royalty or other fraud, can face ridicule in a fair field, and live.
~Mark Twain~

No girl who is going to marry ...

No girl who is going to marry need bother to win a college degree; she just naturally becomes a ''Master of Arts'' and a ''Doctor of Philosophy'' after catering to an ordinary man for a few years.
~Helen Rowland~

No game in the world is as tid...

No game in the world is as tidy and dramatically neat as baseball, with cause and effect, crime and punishment, motive and result, so cleanly defined.
~Paul Gallico ~

No game designed to be played ...

No game designed to be played with the aid of personal servants by right-handed men who can't even bring along their dogs can be entirely good for the soul.
~Bruce McCall, ""The Case Against Golf,"" Esquire~

No gain satisfies a greedy min...

No gain satisfies a greedy mind.
~Latin proverb~

No gain is so certain as that ...

No gain is so certain as that which proceeds from the economical use of what you already have.
~Latin Proverbs~

No furniture is so charming as...

No furniture is so charming as books.
~Sydney Smith
1771-1845, British Writer, Clergyman~

No form of art goes beyond ord...

No form of art goes beyond ordinary consciousness as film does, straight to our emotions, deep into the twilight room of the soul.
~Ingmar Bergman~

No folly is more costly than t...

No folly is more costly than the folly of intolerant idealism.
~Winston Churchill
British Statesman, Prime Minister~

No first step can be really gr...

No first step can be really great; it must of necessity possess more of prophecy than of achievement; nevertheless it is by the first step that a man marks the value, not only of his cause, but of himself.
~Katherine Cecil Thurston~

No fine work can be done witho...

No fine work can be done without concentration and self-sacrifice and toil and doubt.
~Max Beerbohm~

No faith is our own that we ha...

No faith is our own that we have not arduously won.
~Havelock Ellis~

No external advantages can sup...

No external advantages can supply self-reliance. The force of one's being ... must come from within.
~R. W. Clark~

No experiment is ever a comple...

No experiment is ever a complete failure. It can always be used as a bad example.
~Paul Dickson~

No excellent soul is exempt fr...

No excellent soul is exempt from a mixture of madness.
~Aristotle~

No evil propensity of the huma...

No evil propensity of the human heart is so powerful that it may mot be subdued by discipline.
~Seneca~

No evil is without its compens...

No evil is without its compensation ... it is not the loss itself, but the estimate of the loss, that troubles us.
~Marcus Annaeus Seneca~

No eternal reward will forgive...

No eternal reward will forgive us now For wasting the dawn.
~Jim morrison~

No entertainment is so cheap a...

No entertainment is so cheap as reading, nor any pleasure so lasting.
~Mary Wortley Montagu~

No emotional crisis is wholly ...

No emotional crisis is wholly the product of outward circumstances. These may precipitate it. But what turns an objective situation into a subjectively critical one is the interpretation the individual puts upon it - the meaning it has in his emotional economy; the way it affects his self-image.
~Bonaro Overstreet~

No emergency excuses you from ...

No emergency excuses you from exercising tolerance.
~Phyllis Bottome~

No duty is more urgent than th...

No duty is more urgent than that of returning thanks.
~Author Unknown~

No doubt Jack the Ripper excus...

No doubt Jack the Ripper excused himself on the grounds that it was human nature.
~A. A. Milne~

No doubt alcohol, tobacco, and...

No doubt alcohol, tobacco, and so forth, are things that a saint must avoid, but sainthood is also a thing that human beings must avoid.
~George Orwell~

No dog can go as fast as the m...

No dog can go as fast as the money you bet on him.
~Bud Flanagan~

No doctor takes pleasure in th...

No doctor takes pleasure in the health even of his friends.
~Michel de Montaigne~

No doctor is better than three...

No doctor is better than three.
~German Proverb~

No distance of place or lapse ...

No distance of place or lapse of time can lessen the friendship of those who are thoroughly persuaded of each other's worth.
~Robert Southey~

No diet will remove all the fa...

No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat.  Without a brain, you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office.
~George Bernard Shaw~

No democracy can long survive ...

No democracy can long survive which does not accept as fundamental to its very existence the recognition of the rights of minorities.
~Franklin D. Roosevelt~

No day is so bad it can't be f...

No day is so bad it can't be fixed with a nap.
~Carrie Snow~

No date prefixed directs me in...

No date prefixed directs me in the starry rubric set.
~John Milton~

No creed can be stretched to t...

No creed can be stretched to the size of truth; no church can be made as large as man.
~Lemuel K. Washburn, Is The Bible Worth Reading And Other Essays~

No creature is fully itself ti...

No creature is fully itself till it is, like the dandelion, opened in the bloom of pure relationship to the sun, the entire living cosmos.
~D.H. Lawrence~

No cowboy was ever faster on t...

No cowboy was ever faster on the draw than a grandparent pulling a baby picture out of a wallet.
~Author Unknown~

No country without an atom bom...

No country without an atom bomb could properly consider itself independent.
~Charles De Gaulle
1890-1970, French President during World War II~

No country is so wild and diff...

No country is so wild and difficult but men will make it a theater of war.
~Ambrose Bierce~

No country has suffered so muc...

No country has suffered so much from the ruins of war while being at peace as the American.
~Edward Dahlberg
1900-1977, American Author, Critic~

No country can act wisely simu...

No country can act wisely simultaneously in every part of the globe at every moment of time.
~Henry Kissinger~

No cord nor cable can so forci...

No cord nor cable can so forcibly draw, or hold so fast, as love can do with a twined thread.
~Robert Burton~

No coffee can be good in the m...

No coffee can be good in the mouth that does not first send a sweet offering of odor to the nostrils.
~Henry Ward Beecher~

No child but must remember lay...

No child but must remember laying his head in the grass, staring into the infinitesimal forest and seeing it grow populous with fairy armies.
~Robert Louis Stevenson, Essays in The Art of Writing~

No cause is helpless if it is ...

No cause is helpless if it is just. Errors, no matter how popular, carry the seeds of their own destruction.
~John W. Scoville~

No blame should attach to tell...

No blame should attach to telling the truth.
~Anita Brookner~

No bird soars too high, if he ...

No bird soars too high, if he soars with his own wings.
~William Blake~

No bird soars too high if he s...

No bird soars too high if he soars on his own wings.
~William Blake~

No bees, no honey; no work, no...

No bees, no honey; no work, no money.
~Proverbs~

No battle is worth fighting ex...

No battle is worth fighting except the last one.
~John Enoch Powell~

No author dislikes to be edite...

No author dislikes to be edited as much as he dislikes not to be published.
~Russell Lynes~

No atomic physicist has to wor...

No atomic physicist has to worry, people will always want to kill other people on a mass scale. Sure, he's got the fridge full of sausages and spring water.
~William S. Burroughs~

No artist is ahead of his time...

No artist is ahead of his time. He is his time. It is just that others are behind the time.
~Martha Graham~

No artist has ethical sympathi...

No artist has ethical sympathies. An ethical sympathy in an artist is an unpardonable mannerism of style.
~Oscar Wilde~

No army can withstand the stre...

No army can withstand the strength of an idea whose time has come.
~Victor Hugo~

No architecture can be truly n...

No architecture can be truly noble which is not imperfect.
~John Ruskin~

No answer to prayer is an indi...

No answer to prayer is an indication of our merit; every answer to prayer is an indication of God's mercy.
~John Blanchard~

No animal ever invented anythi...

No animal ever invented anything so bad as drunkeness - or so good as drink.
~Lord Chesterton~

No animal admires another anim...

No animal admires another animal.
~Blaise Pascal~

No amount of time can erase th...

No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat, and no amount of masking tape can ever totally remove his fur from your couch.
~Leo Dworken ~

No amount of study or learning...

No amount of study or learning will make a man a leader unless he has the natural qualities of one.
~Sir Archibald Wavell~

No amount of political freedom...

No amount of political freedom will satisfy the hungry masses.
~Vladimir Lenin~

No amount of energy will take ...

No amount of energy will take the place of thought.  A strenuous life with its eyes shut is a kind of wild insanity.
~Henry Van Dyke~

No amount of artificial reinfo...

No amount of artificial reinforcement can offset the natural inequalities of human individuals.
~Henry P. Fairchild~

No age or time of life, no pos...

No age or time of life, no position or circumstance, has a monopoly on success. Any age is the right age to start doing!
~Anonymous~

Ninety-two percent of the stuf...

Ninety-two percent of the stuff told you in confidence you couldn't get anyone else to listen to.
~Franklin P. Adams~

Ninety-nine percent of the fai...

Ninety-nine percent of the failures come from people who have the habit of making excuses.
~George Washington Carver~

Ninety-eight percent of the ad...

Ninety-eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hard-working, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then--we elected them.
~Lily Tomlin~

Ninety-eight percent of Americ...

Ninety-eight percent of American homes have TV sets, which means the people in the other 2% have to generate their own sex and violence.
~Attributed to Gene Baylos~

Ninety percent of this game is...

Ninety percent of this game is half mental.
~Yogi Berra~

Ninety percent of the world's ...

Ninety percent of the world's woe comes from people not knowing themselves, their abilities, their frailties, and even their real virtues. Most of us go almost all the way through life as complete strangers to ourselves.
~Sydney J. Harris~

Ninety percent of the politici...

Ninety percent of the politicians give the other ten percent a bad reputation.
~Henry Kissinger~

Ninety percent of living is ju...

Ninety percent of living is just showing up.
~Woody Allen~

Ninety per cent of this game i...

Ninety per cent of this game is half-mental.
~Yogi Berra~

Ninety per cent of the art I b...

Ninety per cent of the art I buy will probably be worthless in ten years time.
~Charles Saatchi~

Ninety feet between home plate...

Ninety feet between home plate and first base may be the closest man has ever come to perfection.
~Red Smith~

Ninety eight percent of the ad...

Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.
~Lily Tomlin~

Nine-tenths of wisdom consists...

Nine-tenths of wisdom consists in being wise in time.
~Theodore Roosevelt~

Nine-tenths of the people were...

Nine-tenths of the people were created so you would want to be with the other tenth.
~Horace Walpole~

Nine-tenths of the miseries an...

Nine-tenths of the miseries and vices of mankind proceed from idleness.
~Thomas Carlyle~

Nine-tenths of the appeal of p...

Nine-tenths of the appeal of pornography is due to the indecent feelings concerning sex which moralists inculcate in the young; the other tenth is physiological, and will occur in one way or another whatever the state of the law may be.
~Bertrand Russell~

Nine times out of ten, when yo...

Nine times out of ten, when you extend your arms to someone, they will step in, because basically they need precisely what you need.
~Leo Buscaglia~

Nine times out of ten the best...

Nine times out of ten the best thing that can happen to a young man is to be tossed overboard and compelled to sink or swim.
~James A. Garfield~

Nine requisites for contented ...

Nine requisites for contented living: Health enough to make work a pleasure. Wealth enough to support your needs. Strength to battle with difficulties and overcome them. Grace enough to confess your sins and forsake them. Patience enough to toil until some good is accomplished. Charity enough to see some good in your neighbor. Love enough to move you to be useful and helpful to others. Faith enough to make real the things of God. Hope enough to remove all anxious fears concerning the future.
~Johann von Goethe~

Nine out of ten people like ch...

Nine out of ten people like chocolate. The tenth person always lies.
~John Q. Tullius ~

Nimble thought can jump both s...

Nimble thought can jump both sea and land.
~William Shakespeare~

Night, when words fade and thi...

Night, when words fade and things come alive, when the destructive analysis of day is done, and all that is truly important becomes whole and sound again. When man reassembles his fragmentary self and grows with the calm of a tree.
~Antoine de Saint-Exupery~

Night, when deep sleep falleth...

Night, when deep sleep falleth on men.
~Anonymous~

Night, the beloved. Nigh...

Night, the beloved.  Night, when words fade and things come alive.  When the destructive analysis of day is done, and all that is truly important becomes whole and sound again.  When man reassembles his fragmentary self and grows with the calm of a tree.
~Antoine de Saint-Exupéry~

Night, the beloved. Night, whe...

Night, the beloved. Night, when words fade and things come alive. When the destructive analysis of day is done, and all that is truly important becomes whole and sound again. When man reassembles his fragmentary self and grows with the calm of a tree.
~Antoine de Saint-Exupery~

Night's deepest gloom is but a...

Night's deepest gloom is but a calm; that soothes the weary mind: The labored days restoring balm; the comfort of mankind.
~Leigh Hunt~

Night's black Mantle covers al...

Night's black Mantle covers all alike.
~Guillaume de Salluste Du Bartas~

Night time is really the best ...

Night time is really the best time to work.  All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep.
~Catherine O'Hara~

Night is the mother of counsel...

Night is the mother of counsels.
~George Herbert~

Night is the blotting paper fo...

Night is the blotting paper for many sorrows.
~Author Unknown~

Night is a world lit by itself...

Night is a world lit by itself.
~Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin~

Night is a dead monotonous per...

Night is a dead monotonous period under a roof; but in the open world it passes lightly, with its stars and dews and perfumes, and the hours are marked by changes in the face of Nature. What seems a kind of temporal death to people choked between walls and curtains, is only a light and living slumber to the man who sleeps afield.
~Robert Louis Stevenson~

Night has become painful for m...

Night has become painful for me.  It brings to light the regrets of the day.
~Grey Livingston~

Night brings our troubles to t...

Night brings our troubles to the light rather than banishes them.
~Seneca~

Night and morning are making p...

Night and morning are making promises to each other which neither will be able to keep.
~Richard Shelton~

Nicotine patches are great.&#1...

Nicotine patches are great.  Stick one over each eye and you can't find your cigarettes.
~Author Unknown~

NFL owners should quit worryin...

NFL owners should quit worrying about silly things like players celebrating in the end zone. They should give them something to really celebrate. Get rid of the artificial surfaces.
~O. J. Simpson~

Next week Reagan will probably...

Next week Reagan will probably announce that American scientists have discovered that the entire U.S. agricultural surplus can be compacted into a giant tomato one thousand miles across, which will be suspended above the Kremlin from a cluster of U.S. satellites flying in geosynchronous orbit. At the first sign of trouble the satellites will drop the tomato on the Kremlin, drowning the fractious Muscovites in ketchup.
~Alexander Cockburn
1941-, Anglo-Irish Journalist~

Next to the young, I suppose t...

Next to the young, I suppose the very old are the most selfish.
~William M. Thackeray~

Next to the wound, what women ...

Next to the wound, what women make best is the bandage.
~Barbey d' Aureuilly~

Next to knowing when to seize ...

Next to knowing when to seize an opportunity, the most important thing in life is to know when to forgo an advantage.
~Benjamin Disraeli~

Next to inflation, majority ru...

Next to inflation, majority rule is the most ingenious scheme ever contrived by government. Most people have never dared to question the basic morality or logic in the assumption that the majority should have power over the minority. A majority of the people in the South once believed in black slavery. Did that make it moral? A lynch mob is majority rule stripped of its fancy trappings and its facade of respectability. In a community where homosexuals outnumber heterosexuals, should the majority have the right to outlaw sex between married partners of the opposite sex? In a community where atheists outnumber non- atheists, should the majority have the right to outlaw the practice of religion? ... a dictatorship allows only a small number of people to interfere with the rights of others, a democracy makes it possible for great numbers of people to impose their will on others -- through the force of government. Is an act of aggression more right if carried out by the majority than by a dictator? Since approximately half the eligible voters vote this means that approximately 75% of the people are ruled by 25% of the people.
~Robert J. Ringer~

Next to God we are indebted to...

Next to God we are indebted to women, first for life itself, and then for making it worth living.
~Mary McLeod Bethune~

Next to genius is the power of...

Next to genius is the power of feeling where true genius lies.
~Sarah Josepha Hale~

Next to entertaining or impres...

Next to entertaining or impressive talk, a thoroughgoing silence manages to intrigue most people.
~Florence Hurst Harriman~

Next to being shot at and miss...

Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is quite as satisfying as an income tax refund.
~F. J. Raymond~

Next time you're mad, try danc...

Next time you're mad, try dancing out your anger.
~Terri Guillemets~

Next time a sunrise steals you...

Next time a sunrise steals your breath or a meadow of flowers leave you speechless, remain that way. Say nothing, and listen as heaven whispers, ""Do you like it? I did it just for you.""
~Max Lucado~

Newspapers: dead trees with i...

Newspapers: dead trees with information smeared on them.
~Horizon, ""Electronic Frontier""~

Newspapers have developed what...

Newspapers have developed what might be called a vested interest in catastrophe. If they can spot a fight, they play up that fight. If they can uncover a tragedy, they will headline that tragedy.
~Harry A. Overstreet~

Newspapers have degenerated. T...

Newspapers have degenerated. They may now be absolutely relied upon.
~Oscar Wilde~

Newspapers are unable, seeming...

Newspapers are unable, seemingly, to discriminate between a bicycle accident and the collapse of civilisation.
~George Bernard Shaw~

Newspapers are the world's mir...

Newspapers are the world's mirrors.
~James Ellis~

Newsmen believe that news is a...

Newsmen believe that news is a tacitly acknowledged fourth branch of the federal system. This is why most news about government sounds as if it were federally mandated -- serious, bulky and blandly worthwhile, like a high-fiber diet set in type.
~P. J. O'Rourke~

News reports stand up as peopl...

News reports stand up as people, and people wither into editorials. ClichTs walk around on two legs while men are having theirs shot off.
~Karl Kraus~

News is the first rough draft ...

News is the first rough draft of history.
~Benjamin Bradlee~

News is that which comes from ...

News is that which comes from the North, East, West and South, and if it comes from only one point on the compass, then it is a class ; publication and not news.
~Benjamin Disraeli~

News is history shot on the wi...

News is history shot on the wing.
~Gene Fowler, Skyline~

Newlyweds become oldyweds, and...

Newlyweds become oldyweds, and oldyweds are the reasons that families work.
~Author Unknown~

Newfoundland dogs are good to ...

Newfoundland dogs are good to save children from drowning, but you must have a pond of water handy and a child, or else there will be no profit in boarding a Newfoundland.
~Josh Billings~

New Yorkers are so impersonal,...

New Yorkers are so impersonal, if it wasn't for muggings there wouldn't be any contact at all!
~Robert Orben~

New York's like a boxing match...

New York's like a boxing match. In Hollywood, it's like a Fellini movie or something.
~John Cusack~

New York is to the nation what...

New York is to the nation what the white church spire is to the village - the visible symbol of aspiration and faith, the white plume saying the way is up!
~E.B. White~

New York has a trip-hammer vit...

New York has a trip-hammer vitality which drives you insane with restlessness if you have no inner stabilizer.
~Henry Miller~

New Year's is a harmless annua...

New Year's is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls and humbug resolutions.
~Mark Twain~

New Year's eve is like every o...

New Year's eve is like every other night; there is no pause in the march of the universe, no breathless moment of silence among created things that the passage of another twelve months may be noted; and yet no man has quite the same thoughts this evening that come with the coming of darkness on other nights.
~Hamilton Wright Mabie~

New Year's Day: Now is the acc...

New Year's Day: Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.
~Mark Twain~

New Year's Day is every man's ...

New Year's Day is every man's birthday.
~Charles Lamb~

New things cannot come where t...

New things cannot come where there is no room.
~Mario Morgan~

New opinions are always suspec...

New opinions are always suspected, and usually opposed, without any other reason but because they are not already common.
~John Locke, An Essay Concerning Human Understanding~

New links must be forged as ol...

New links must be forged as old ones rust.
~Jane Howard~

Never write an advertisement w...

Never write an advertisement which you wouldn't want your family to read.  You wouldn't tell lies to your own wife.  Don't tell them to mine.
~David Ogilvy~

Never write a letter while you...

Never write a letter while you are angry.
~Chinese Proverb~

Never write a letter if you ca...

Never write a letter if you can help it, and never destroy one!
~John A. MacDonald~

Never wrestle with a strong ma...

Never wrestle with a strong man nor bring a rich man to court.
~Latvian Proverbs~

Never would it occur to a chil...

Never would it occur to a child that a sheep, a pig, a cow or a chicken was good to eat, while, like Milton's Adam, he would eagerly make a meal off fruits, nuts, thyme, mint, peas and broad beans which penetrate further and stimulate not only the appetite but other vague and deep nostalgias. We are closer to the Vegetable Kingdom than we know; is it not for man alone that mint, thyme, sage, and rosemary exhale ''crush me and eat me!'' -- for us that opium poppy, coffee-berry, tea-plant and vine perfect themselves? Their aim is to be absorbed by us, even if it can only be achieved by attaching themselves to roast mutton.
~Cyril Connolly~

Never work before breakfast; i...

Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.
~Josh Billings~

Never will the God of Man be d...

Never will the God of Man be different from the God of man?s Self.
~Sorin Cerin~

Never wedding, ever wooing, St...

Never wedding, ever wooing, Still a lovelorn heart pursuing, Read you not the wrong you're doing In my cheek's pale hue? All my life with sorrow strewing; Wed or cease to woo.
~Thomas Campbell~

Never wear anything that panic...

Never wear anything that panics the cat.
~P.J. O'Rourke~

Never waste jealousy on a real...

Never waste jealousy on a real man:  it is the imaginary man that supplants us all in the long run.
~George Bernard Shaw~

Never was a faithful prayer lo...

Never was a faithful prayer lost. Some prayers have a longer voyage than others, but then they return with their richer lading at last, so that the praying soul is a gainer by waiting for an answer.
~William Gurnall~

Never wait until tomorrow to h...

Never wait until tomorrow to hug someone you could hug today, because when you give one, you get one right back your way.
~Author Unknown~

Never violate the sacredness o...

Never violate the sacredness of your individual self-respect.
~Theodore Parker~

Never use the passing years as...

Never use the passing years as an excuse for old age.
~Robert Brault, ~

Never use big words where a di...

Never use big words where a diminutive one will suffice.
~Source Unknown~

Never undertake anything for w...

Never undertake anything for which you wouldn't have the courage to ask the blessings of heaven.
~G. C. Lichtenberg~

Never understimate the heart o...

Never understimate the heart of a champion.
~Rudy Tomjanovich~

Never underestimate your probl...

Never underestimate your problem or your ability to deal with it.
~Robert H Schuller~

Never underestimate Jesus, bec...

Never underestimate Jesus, because He will just prove you wrong.
~Brian Gurney~

Never underestimate a man who ...

Never underestimate a man who overestimates himself.
~Franklin D. Roosevelt~

Never turn down a job because ...

Never turn down a job because you think it's too small; you never know where it may lead.
~Julia Morgan~

Never try to walk across a riv...

Never try to walk across a river just because it has an average depth of four feet.
~Martin Friedman~

Never try to reason the prejud...

Never try to reason the prejudice out of a man. It was not reasoned into him, and cannot be reasoned out.
~Sydney Smith~

Never try to outstubborn a cat...

Never try to outstubborn a cat.
~Robert A. Heinlein~

Never try to catch two frogs w...

Never try to catch two frogs with one hand.
~Chinese proverb~

Never trust the teller. Trust ...

Never trust the teller. Trust the tale.
~D. H. Lawrence~

Never trust the man who tells ...

Never trust the man who tells you all his troubles but keeps from you all his joys.
~Jewish Proverbs~

Never trust spiritual leader w...

Never trust spiritual leader who cannot dance.
~Mr. Miyagi, The Next Karate Kid, 1994~

Never trust anything that can ...

Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can't see where it keeps its brain.
~J.K. Rowling, ""Dobby's Reward,"" Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, 1999, spoken by the character Arthur Weasley~

Never trust a skinny ice cream...

Never trust a skinny ice cream man.
~Ben Cohen~

Never trust a man who, when le...

Never trust a man who, when left alone in a room with a tea cozy, doesn't try it on.
~Billy Connolly~

Never trust a husband too far,...

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near.
~Helen Rowland~

Never trouble trouble till tro...

Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you.
~American Proverb~

Never to talk of oneself is a ...

Never to talk of oneself is a form of hypocrisy.
~Friedrich Nietzsche~

Never to suffer would have bee...

Never to suffer would have been never to have been blessed.
~Edgar Allan Poe~

Never throw mud. You may miss ...

Never throw mud. You may miss your mark; but you must have dirty hands.
~Joseph Parker~

Never think you've seen the la...

Never think you've seen the last of anything.
~Eudora Welty~

Never think that war, no matte...

Never think that war, no matter how necessary, nor how justified, is not a crime.
~Ernest Hemingway~

Never think that God's delays ...

Never think that God's delays are God's denials. Hold on; hold fast; hold out. Patience is genius.
~Comte de Buffon~

Never think any oldish thought...

Never think any oldish thoughts. It's oldish thoughts that make a person old.
~James A. Farley~

Never tell your resolution bef...

Never tell your resolution beforehand, or it's twice as onerous a duty.
~John Selden~

Never tell people how to do th...

Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.
~George Smith Patton, War as I Knew It, 1947~

Never tell me the sky's the li...

Never tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon.
~Author Unknown~

Never take life too seriously....

Never take life too seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
~Author Unknown ~

Never take a solemn oath.&#160...

Never take a solemn oath.  People think you mean it.
~Norman Douglas~

Never swap horses crossing a s...

Never swap horses crossing a stream
~American Proverb~

Never support two weaknesses a...

Never support two weaknesses at the same time. It's your combination sinners -- your lecherous liars and your miserly drunkards -- who dishonor the vices and bring them into bad repute.
~Thornton Wilder~

Never strike your wife - even ...

Never strike your wife - even with a flower.
~Hindu Proverb~

Never stop. One always stops a...

Never stop. One always stops as soon as something is about to happen.
~Peter Brook~

Never stand between a dog and ...

Never stand between a dog and the hydrant.
~John Peers ~

Never speak of yourself to oth...

Never speak of yourself to others; make them talk about themselves instead; therein lies the whole art of pleasing. Everybody knows it, and everyone forgets it.
~Edmond and Jules de Goncourt~

Never speak of a rope in the f...

Never speak of a rope in the family of one who has been hanged.
~French Proverbs~

Never speak of a man in his ow...

Never speak of a man in his own presence. It is always indelicate, and may be offensive .
~Samuel Johnson~

Never since the time of Copern...

Never since the time of Copernicus have so many experts been so wrong so often with so little humility.
~Anonymous~

Never send a man to do a horse...

Never send a man to do a horse's job.
~Mr. Ed~

Never say, "oops."&#16...

Never say, "oops."  Always say, "Ah, interesting."
~Author Unknown~

Never say you will pray about ...

Never say you will pray about a thing; pray about it.
~Oswald Chambers~

Never say goodbye, say farewel...

Never say goodbye, say farewell.
~Source Unknown~

Never say anything on the phon...

Never say anything on the phone that you wouldn't want your mother to hear at your trial.
~Sydney Biddle Barrows~

Never say ''oops'' in the oper...

Never say ''oops'' in the operating room.
~Dr. Leo Troy~

Never saw off the branch you a...

Never saw off the branch you are on, unless you are being hanged from it.
~Stanislaw Lec~

Never ruin an apology with an ...

Never ruin an apology with an excuse.
~Kimberly Johnson~

Never ride faster than your gu...

Never ride faster than your guardian angel can fly.
~Author Unknown~

Never retract, never explain, ...

Never retract, never explain, never apologize - get the thing done and let them howl.
~Nellie McClung~

Never resist temptation: prove...

Never resist temptation: prove all things: hold fast that which is good.
~George Bernard Shaw~

Never regret. If it's good, it...

Never regret. If it's good, it's wonderful. If it's bad, it's experience.
~Victoria Holt~

Never regret what made you smi...

Never regret what made you smile. Just learn from the tears that followed.
~Author Unknown~

Never raise your hands to your...

Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
~Red Buttons~

Never raise your hand to your ...

Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
~Red Buttons~

Never put off until tomorrow w...

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
~Mark Twain~

Never put off today what you c...

Never put off today what you can put off tomorrow.
~Spanish Proverbs~

Never pretend to a love which ...

Never pretend to a love which you do not actually feel, for love is not ours to command.
~Alan Watts~

Never pick up a stray kitten ....

Never pick up a stray kitten . . . unless you've already made up your mind to be owned by it.
~Robert A. Heinlein ~

Never permit a dichotomy to ru...

Never permit a dichotomy to rule your life, a dichotomy in which you hate what you do so you can have pleasure in your spare time. Look for a situation in which your work will give you as much happiness as your spare time.
~Edward L. Bernays
American Public Relations Expert~

Never mistake motion for actio...

Never mistake motion for action.
~Ernest Hemingway~

Never miss an opportunity to m...

Never miss an opportunity to make others happy, even if you have to leave them alone in order to do it.
~Author Unknown~

Never miss a good chance to sh...

Never miss a good chance to shut up.
~Will Rogers (verification of author per ~

Never miss a chance to have se...

Never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.
~Gore Vidal~

Never mind. The self is ...

Never mind.  The self is the least of it.  Let our scars fall in love.
~Galway Kinnell~

Never mind your happiness; do ...

Never mind your happiness; do your duty.
~Will Durant~

Never mind searching for who y...

Never mind searching for who you are.  Search for the person you aspire to be.
~Robert Brault, ~

Never mind about 1066 William ...

Never mind about 1066 William the Conqueror, 1087 William the Second. Such things are not going to affect one's life ... but 1932 the Mars Bar and 1936 Maltesers and 1937 the Kit Kat - these dates are milestones in history and should be seared into the memory of every child in the country.
~Roald Dahl~

Never may an act of possession...

Never may an act of possession be exercised upon a free being; the exclusive possession of a woman is no less unjust than the possession of slaves; all men are born free, all have equal rights: never should we lose sight of those principles; according to which never may there be granted to one sex the legitimate right to lay monopolizing hands upon the other, and never may one of the sexes, or classes, arbitrarily possess the other.
~Marquis De Sade~

Never marry for money. Y...

Never marry for money.  Ye'll borrow it cheaper.
~Scottish Proverb~

Never make your home in a plac...

Never make your home in a place.  Make a home for yourself inside your own head.  You'll find what you need to furnish it - memory, friends you can trust, love of learning, and other such things.  That way it will go with you wherever you journey.
~Tad Williams~

Never make a defense or apolog...

Never make a defense or apology before you are accused.
~Charles I~

Never make a defense or an apo...

Never make a defense or an apology until you are accused.
~King Charles I~

Never make a companion equal t...

Never make a companion equal to a brother.
~Hesiod~

Never love unless you can Bear...

Never love unless you can Bear with all the faults of man: Men will sometimes jealous be, Though but little cause they see
~ Thomas Campion, ""Never Love""~

Never lose sight of the fact t...

Never lose sight of the fact that all human felicity lies in man's imagination, and that he cannot think to attain it unless he heeds all his caprices. The most fortunate of persons is he who has the most means to satisfy his vagaries.
~Marquis De Sade~

Never lose an opportunity of s...

Never lose an opportunity of seeing anything that is beautiful; for beauty is God's handwriting - a wayside sacrament.  Welcome it in every fair face, in every fair sky, in every fair flower, and thank God for it as a cup of blessing.
~Ralph Waldo Emerson~

Never look down to test the gr...

Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find his right road.
~Dag Hammarskjold~

Never look down on anybody unl...

Never look down on anybody unless you're helping him up.
~Author Unknown~

Never let your sense of morals...

Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what's right.
~Isaac Asimov~

Never let your head hang down....

Never let your head hang down. Never give up and sit down and grieve. Find another way. And don't pray when it rains if you don't pray when the sun shines.
~Satchel Paige~

Never let yesterday use up tod...

Never let yesterday use up today.
~Richard H. Nelson~

Never let the little head do t...

Never let the little head do the thinking for the big head.
~Author unknown, advice to teenage boys, quoted in Friendly Advice compiled by Jon Winokur~

Never let the hand you hold, h...

Never let the hand you hold, hold you down.
~Author Unknown~

Never let the future disturb y...

Never let the future disturb you. You will meet it, if you have to, with the same weapons of reason which today arm you against the present.
~Marcus Aurelius Antoninus~

Never let me hear that foolish...

Never let me hear that foolish word again.
~Mirabeau~

Never let life's hardships dis...

Never let life's hardships disturb you ... no one can avoid problems, not even saints or sages.
~Nichiren Daishonen~

Never let go of that fiery sad...

Never let go of that fiery sadness called desire.
~Patti Smith~

Never let a computer know you'...

Never let a computer know you're in a hurry.
~Author Unknown~

Never lend your car to someone...

Never lend your car to someone you've given birth to.
~Erma Bombeck~

Never lend your car to anyone ...

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
~Erma Bombeck~

Never lend books, for no one e...

Never lend books, for no one ever returns them; the only books I have in my library are books that other folks have lent me.
~Anatole France~

Never lend books - nobody ever...

Never lend books - nobody ever returns them; the only books I have in my library are those which people have lent me.
~Anatole France~

Never leave that till tomorrow...

Never leave that till tomorrow which you can do today.
~Benjamin Franklin~

Never kick a cow chip on a hot...

Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.
~Proverb~

Never keep up with the Joneses...

Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level.
~Quentin Crisp~

Never judge a book by its movi...

Never judge a book by its movie.
~J.W. Eagan ~

Never join with your friend wh...

Never join with your friend when he abuses his horse or his wife unless the one is to be sold, and the other to be buried.
~Charles Caleb Colton~

Never invest your money in any...

Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs repairing.
~Billy Rose~

Never invest in anything that ...

Never invest in anything that eats or needs painting.
~Billy Rose~

Never invest in any idea you c...

Never invest in any idea you can't illustrate with a crayon.
~Peter Lynch~

Never insult an alligator unti...

Never insult an alligator until you've crossed the river.
~Cordell Hull~

Never in this world can hatred...

Never in this world can hatred be stilled by hatred; it will be stilled only by non-hatred -- this is the law of eternal.
~Buddha~

Never in the field of human co...

Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few.
~Winston Churchill~

Never hurt a ladybug We need t...

Never hurt a ladybug We need them in the garden Ladybugs help flowers grow So we must give them pardon
~ Author Unknown~

Never hold discussions with th...

Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room.
~Winston Churchill~

Never hold any one by the butt...

Never hold any one by the button or the hand in order to be heard out; for if people are unwilling to hear you, you had better hold your tongue than them.
~Lord Chesterfield~

Never hit a man with glasses. ...

Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.
~Author Unknown~

Never help a child with a task...

Never help a child with a task at which he feels he can succeed.
~Maria Montessori~

Never having been able to succ...

Never having been able to succeed in the world, he took his revenge by speaking ill of it.
~Voltaire~

Never have I enjoyed youth so ...

Never have I enjoyed youth so thoroughly as I have in my old age. In writing Dialogues in Limbo, The Last Puritan, and now all these descriptions of the friends of my youth and the young friends of my middle age, I have drunk the pleasure of life more pure, more joyful than it ever was when mingled with all the hidden anxieties and little annoyances of actual living. Nothing is inherently and invincibly young except spirit. And spirit can enter a human being perhaps better in the quiet of old age and dwell there more undisturbed than in the turmoil of adventure.
~George Santayana~

Never have children, only gran...

Never have children, only grandchildren.
~Gore Vidal~

Never have a friend that's poo...

Never have a friend that's poorer than yourself.
~Douglas Jerrold~

Never grow a wishbone, daughte...

Never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be.
~Clementine Paddleford~

Never go to bed mad. Stay up a...

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
~Phyllis Diller~

Never go to bed mad. Stay up ...

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
~Phyllis Diller, Phyllis Diller's Housekeeping Hints, 1966~

Never go to bed angry... alway...

Never go to bed angry... always stay up and argue.
~UNKNOWN ~

Never go to a doctor whose off...

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
~Erma Bombeck~

Never give way to melancholy; ...

Never give way to melancholy; resist it steadily, for the habit will encroach.
~Sydney Smith~

Never give up on something tha...

Never give up on something that you can't go a day without thinking about.
~Author Unknown~

Never give in, never give in, ...

Never give in, never give in, never, never, never, never - in nothing great or small, large or petty - never give in except to convictions of honour and good sense.
~Winston Churchill~

Never give in! Never give in! ...

Never give in! Never give in! Never, never, never, never -- in nothing great or small, large or petty. Never give in except to convictions of honor and good sense.
~Winston Churchill~

Never give advice unless asked...

Never give advice unless asked.
~German proverb~

Never give a sucker an even br...

Never give a sucker an even break.
~W. C. Fields~

Never give a man up until he h...

Never give a man up until he has failed at something he likes.
~Lewis E. Lawes~

Never get married in the morni...

Never get married in the morning, because you never know who you'll meet that night.
~Paul Hornung~

Never get married in college; ...

Never get married in college; it's hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you've already made one mistake.
~Elbert Hubbard~

Never frown because you never ...

Never frown because you never know who might be falling in love with your smile.
~Justine Milton~

Never forget what a man says t...

Never forget what a man says to you when he is angry.
~Henry Ward Beecher~

Never forget the three powerfu...

Never forget the three powerful resources you always have available to you: love, prayer and forgiveness.
~H. Jackson Brown~

Never forget that life can onl...

Never forget that life can only be nobly inspired and rightly lived if you take it bravely and gallantly, as a splendid adventure in which you are setting out into an unknown country, to meet many a joy, to find many a comrade, to win and lose many a battle.
~Annie Besant~

Never forget that it is not a ...

Never forget that it is not a pneumonia, but a pneumonic man who is your patient.
~William Withey Gull~

Never fight with an ugly perso...

Never fight with an ugly person - they have nothing to lose!
~Author Unknown~

Never feel self-pity, the most...

Never feel self-pity, the most destructive emotion there is. How awful to be caught up in the terrible squirrel cage of self.
~Millicent Fenwick~

Never feel remorse for what yo...

Never feel remorse for what you have thought about your wife; she has thought much worse things about you.
~Jean Rostand, Le Mariage, 1927~

Never fail to know that if you...

Never fail to know that if you are doing all the talking, you are boring somebody.
~Helen Gurley Brown~

Never face facts; if you do yo...

Never face facts; if you do you'll never get up in the morning.
~Mario Thomas~

Never explain. Your friends d...

Never explain. Your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe it anyway.
~Elbert Hubbard, A Thousand and One Epigrams, 1911~

Never explain yourself. Your f...

Never explain yourself. Your friend don't need it and your enemies won't believe it.
~Source Unknown~

Never exaggerate your faults; ...

Never exaggerate your faults; your friends will attend to that.
~Robert C. Edwards~

Never exaggerate your faults, ...

Never exaggerate your faults, your friends will attend to that.
~Bob Edwards~

Never esteem anything as of ad...

Never esteem anything as of advantage to you that will make you break your word or lose your self-respect.
~Marcus Aurelius~

Never elated while one man's o...

Never elated while one man's oppress'd; Never dejected while another's bless'd.
~Alexander Pope~

Never eat more than you can li...

Never eat more than you can lift.
~Miss Piggy~

Never eat less than four hours...

Never eat less than four hours before boxing. Then eat only lightly.
~Gene Tunney~

Never dull your shine for some...

Never dull your shine for somebody else.
~Tyra Banks, America's Next Top Model, ""The Girl Who Is Afraid of Heights,"" original airdate 17 October 2007~

Never drive faster than your g...

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly.
~Author Unknown~

Never doubt that a small group...

Never doubt that a small group of committed citizens can change the world. Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has.
~Margaret Mead~

Never does the human soul appe...

Never does the human soul appear so strong as when it forgoes revenge, and dares forgive an injury.
~E.H. Chapin~

Never does nature say one thin...

Never does nature say one thing and wisdom another.
~Juvenal, Satires~

Never does a man know the forc...

Never does a man know the force that is in him till some mighty affection or grief has humanized the soul.
~Frederick W. Robertson~

Never do wrong when people are...

Never do wrong when people are looking.
~Mark Twain~

Never do today that which will...

Never do today that which will become someone else's responsibility tomorrow.
~David Brent~

Never did Christ utter a singl...

Never did Christ utter a single word attesting to a personal resurrection and a life beyond the grave.
~Leo Tolstoy~

Never desert your own line of ...

Never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature intended you for, and you will succeed.
~Sydney Smith~

Never deny a diagnosis, but do...

Never deny a diagnosis, but do deny the negative verdict that may go with it.
~Norman Cousins~

Never cry over spilt milk. It...

Never cry over spilt milk. It could've been whiskey.
~""Pappy"" Maverick, in Maverick~

Never contend with one that is...

Never contend with one that is foolish, proud, positive, testy, or with a superior, or a clown, in matter of argument.
~Thomas Fuller~

Never confuse thoughtlessness ...

Never confuse thoughtlessness with malice.
~Robert Charles Whitehead~

Never confuse a single defeat ...

Never confuse a single defeat with a final defeat.
~F. Scott Fitzgerald~

Never compose anything unless ...

Never compose anything unless the not composing of it becomes a positive nuisance to you.
~Gustav Hoist~

Never complain about your trou...

Never complain about your troubles; they are responsible for more than half of your income.
~Robert R. Updegraff~

Never burn bridges. Today's ju...

Never burn bridges. Today's junior jerk, tomorrow's senior partner.
~Sigourney Weaver~

Never build your emotional lif...

Never build your emotional life on the weaknesses of others.
~Source Unknown~

Never build after you are five...

Never build after you are five and forty; have five years' income in hand before you lay a brick; and always calculate the expense at double the estimate.
~Anonymous~

Never bring the problem solvin...

Never bring the problem solving stage into the decision making stage. Otherwise, you surrender yourself to the problem rather than the solution.
~Robert H Schuller~

Never brag about your ancestor...

Never brag about your ancestors coming over on the Mayflower; the immigration laws weren't as strict in those days.
~Lew Lehr~

Never bend your head. Hold it ...

Never bend your head. Hold it high. Look the world straight in the eye.
~Helen Keller~

Never bend your head. Always h...

Never bend your head. Always hold it high. Look the world straight in the face.
~Helen Keller~

Never believe straight off in ...

Never believe straight off in a man's unhappiness. Ask him if he can still sleep. If the answer's ''yes,'' all's well. That is enough.
~Louis-Ferdinand Celine~

Never believe in mirrors or ne...

Never believe in mirrors or newspapers.
~Tom Stoppard~

Never believe anything a write...

Never believe anything a writer tells you about himself. A man comes to believe in the end the lies he tells himself about himself.
~George Bernard Shaw~

Never befriend the oppressed u...

Never befriend the oppressed unless you are prepared to take on the oppressor.
~Ogden Nash~

Never bear more than one kind ...

Never bear more than one kind of trouble at a time.  Some people bear three - all they have had, all they have now, and all they expect to have.
~Edward Everett Hale~

Never be the first to arrive a...

Never be the first to arrive at a party or the last to go home, and never, ever be both.
~David Brown, quoted in Reader's Digest ""Quotable Quotes,"" April 2004~

Never be so brief as to become...

Never be so brief as to become obscure.
~Tryon Edwards~

Never be grandiloquent when yo...

Never be grandiloquent when you want to drive home a searching truth.  Don't whip with a switch that has the leaves on, if you want it to tingle.
~Henry Ward Beecher~

Never be bullied into silence....

Never be bullied into silence.  Never allow yourself to be made a victim.  Accept no one's definition of your life; define yourself.
~Harvey Fierstein~

Never be afraid to try, rememb...

Never be afraid to try, remember... Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.
~Author Unknown~

Never be afraid to try somethi...

Never be afraid to try something new.  Remember, amateurs built the ark; professionals built the Titanic.
~Author Unknown~

Never be afraid to sit awhile ...

Never be afraid to sit awhile and think.
~Lorraine Hansberry, A Raisin in the Sun~

Never assume the obvious is tr...

Never assume the obvious is true.
~William Safire, Sleeper Spy~

Never ask of money spent Where...

Never ask of money spent Where the spender thinks it went. Nobody was ever meant To remember or invent What he did with every cent.
~Robert Frost~

Never ascribe to an opponent m...

Never ascribe to an opponent motives meaner than your own.
~James M. Barrie~

Never argue with a fool, onloo...

Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
~Author unknown, attributed to Mark Twain~

Never argue at the dinner tabl...

Never argue at the dinner table, for the one who is not hungry always gets the best of the argument.
~Richard Whately~

Never apologize for showing fe...

Never apologize for showing feeling.  When you do so, you apologize for the truth.
~Benjamin Disraeli~

Never answer a letter while yo...

Never answer a letter while you are angry.
~Chinese proverb~

Never advise anyone to go to w...

Never advise anyone to go to war or to marry.
~Spanish proverb~

Never act until you have clear...

Never act until you have clearly answered the question: "What happens if I do nothing?"
~Robert Brault, ~

Never accept the proposition t...

Never accept the proposition that just because a solution satisfies a problem, that it must be the only solution.
~Raymond E. Feist~

Never a tear bedims the eye Th...

Never a tear bedims the eye That time and patience will not dry.
~Bret Harte~

Never a ship sails out of the ...

Never a ship sails out of the bay But carries my heart as a stowaway
~ Roselle Mercier Montgomery, The Stowaway~

Never a lip is curved with pai...

Never a lip is curved with pain That can't be kissed into smile again
~ Brete Harte~

Neutrality, as a lasting princ...

Neutrality, as a lasting principle, is an evidence of weakness.
~Louis Kossuth~

Neurotic means he is not as se...

Neurotic means he is not as sensible as I am, and psychotic means he's even worse than my brother-in-law.
~Karl Menninger~

Neurosis is the way of avoidin...

Neurosis is the way of avoiding non-being by avoiding being.
~Paul Tillich~

Neurosis is no worse than a ba...

Neurosis is no worse than a bad cold; you ache all over, and it's made you a mess, but you won't die from it.
~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960~

Neurosis is always a substitut...

Neurosis is always a substitute for legitimate suffering.
~Carl Jung~

Neurosis has an absolute geniu...

Neurosis has an absolute genius for malingering. There is no illness which it cannot counterfeit perfectly. If it is capable of deceiving the doctor, how should it fail to deceive the patient?
~Marcel Proust~

Networking is an enrichment pr...

Networking is an enrichment program, not an entitlement program.
~Susan RoAne~

Net - the biggest word in the ...

Net - the biggest word in the language of business.
~Herbert Casson~

Nerves provide me with energy....

Nerves provide me with energy. ... It's when I don't have them, when I feel at ease, that I get worried.
~Mike Nichols~

Nerves and butterflies are fin...

Nerves and butterflies are fine - they're a physical sign that you're mentally ready and eager.  You have to get the butterflies to fly in formation, that's the trick.
~Steve Bull~

Nelly Kelly was sure some fan,...

Nelly Kelly was sure some fan, She would root just like any man, Told the umpire he was wrong, All along, good and strong. When the score was just two to two, Nelly Kelly knew what to do, Just to cheer up the boys she knew, She made the gang sing this song. Let me root, root, root for the home team.
~Jack Norworth~

Neither woman nor man lives by...

Neither woman nor man lives by work, or love, alone.... The human self defines itself and grows through love and work: All psychology before and after Freud boils down to that.
~Betty Friedan~

Neither snow, nor rain, nor he...

Neither snow, nor rain, nor heat, nor gloom of night stay these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds.
~Herodotus~

Neither praise or blame is the...

Neither praise or blame is the object of true criticism. Justly to discriminate, firmly to establish, wisely to prescribe, and honestly to award. These are the true aims and duties of criticism.
~William Gilmore Simms
1806-1870, American Author~

Neither man nor woman can be w...

Neither man nor woman can be worth anything until they have discovered that they are fools. This is the first step towards becoming either estimable or agreeable; and until it be taken there is no hope. The sooner the discovery is made the better, as there is more time and power for taking advantage of it. Sometimes the great truth is found out too late to apply to it any effectual remedy. Sometimes it is never found at all; and these form the desperate and inveterate causes of folly, self-conceit, and impertinence.
~Lord Melbourne~

Neither is a dictionary a bad ...

Neither is a dictionary a bad book to read. There is no cant in it, no excess of explanation, and it is full of suggestions, the raw material of possible poems and histories.
~Ralph Waldo Emerson~

Neither irony nor sarcasm is a...

Neither irony nor sarcasm is argument.
~Rufus Choate~

Neither in this world nor else...

Neither in this world nor elsewhere is there any happiness in store for him who always doubts.
~Bhagavad Gita~

Neither in the life of the ind...

Neither in the life of the individual nor in that of mankind is it desirable to know the future.
~Jakob Burckhardt~

Neither have they hearts to st...

Neither have they hearts to stay, Nor wit enough to run away.
~Samuel Butler~

Neither do men light a candle ...

Neither do men light a candle and put it under a bushel, but on a candlestick; and it giveth light unto all that are in the house.
~Bible~

Neither dead nor alive, the ho...

Neither dead nor alive, the hostage is suspended by an incalculable outcome. It is not his destiny that awaits for him, nor his own death, but anonymous chance, which can only seem to him something absolutely arbitrary. He is in a state of radical emergency, of virtual extermination.
~Jean Baudrillard ~

Neither cast ye your pearls be...

Neither cast ye your pearls before swine.
~Matthew~

Neither a wise nor a brave man...

Neither a wise nor a brave man lies down on the tracks of history to wait for the train of the future to run over him.
~Dwight David Eisenhower~

Neither a wise man nor a brave...

Neither a wise man nor a brave man lies down on the tracks of history to wait for the train of the future to run over him.
~Dwight D. Eisenhower~

Neither a man nor a crowd nor ...

Neither a man nor a crowd nor a nation can be trusted to act humanely or to think sanely under the influence of a great fear.
~Bertrand Russell~

Neither a lofty degree of inte...

Neither a lofty degree of intelligence nor imagination nor both together go to the making of genius. Love, love, love, that is the soul of genius.
~Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart~

Neither a borrower nor a lende...

Neither a borrower nor a lender be for loan oft loses both itself and friend, and borrowing dulls the edge of husbandry.
~William Shakespeare~

Negotiation in the classic dip...

Negotiation in the classic diplomatic sense assumes parties more anxious to agree than to disagree.
~Dean Acheson~

Negation is the mind's first f...

Negation is the mind's first freedom, yet a negative habit is fruitful only so long as we exert ourselves to overcome it, adapt it to our needs; once acquired it can imprison us.
~E. M. Cioran~

Needless fear and panic over d...

Needless fear and panic over disease or misfortune that seldom materialize are simply bad habits. By proper ventilation and illumination of the mind it is possible to cultivate tolerance, poise and real courage.
~Elie Metchnikoff~

Needlepoint: the delicio...

Needlepoint:  the delicious art of filling in holes with wool.
~Carole Berman and Jennifer Lazarus~

Needlepoint is a superb way to...

Needlepoint is a superb way to stop smoking and nibbling, and unlike counted cross stitch also allows the mind to wander.
~Carole Berman and Jennifer Lazarus~

Need and struggle are what exc...

Need and struggle are what excite and inspire us; our hour of triumph is what brings the void.
~William James~

Necessity, who is the mother o...

Necessity, who is the mother of our invention.
~Plato~

Necessity, the mother of inven...

Necessity, the mother of invention.
~Anonymous~

Necessity relieves us from the...

Necessity relieves us from the embarrassment of choice.
~Vauvenargues~

Necessity of action takes away...

Necessity of action takes away the fear of the act.
~Francis Quarles~

Necessity makes even the timid...

Necessity makes even the timid brave.
~Sallust~

Necessity knows no law; I know...

Necessity knows no law; I know some attorneys of the same.
~Benjamin Franklin~

Necessity is the plea for ever...

Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants; it is the creed of slaves.
~William Pitt~

Necessity is the mother of tak...

Necessity is the mother of taking chances.
~Mark Twain~

Necessity is the mother of ""ta...

Necessity is the mother of ""taking chances.""
~Mark Twain~

Necessity is the constant scou...

Necessity is the constant scourge of the lower classes, ennui of the higher ones.
~Arthur Schopenhauer~

Necessity is often the spur to...

Necessity is often the spur to genius.
~Honore de Balzac~

Necessity is not an establishe...

Necessity is not an established fact, but an interpretation.
~Friedrich Nietzsche~

Necessity has the face of a do...

Necessity has the face of a dog.
~Gabriel Garcia Marquez~

Necessity has no law.

Necessity has no law.
~Anonymous~

Necessity does the work of cou...

Necessity does the work of courage.
~George Eliot~

Necessity does everything well...

Necessity does everything well.
~Ralph Waldo Emerson~

Neatness begets order; but fro...

Neatness begets order; but from order to taste there is the same difference as from taste to genius, or from love to friendship.
~Johann Kaspar Lavater~

Nearly every woman in England ...

Nearly every woman in England is competent to write an authoritative article on how not to cook cabbage.
~Vyvyan Holland~

Nearly every glamorous, wealth...

Nearly every glamorous, wealthy, successful career woman you might envy now started out as some kind of schlepp.
~Helen Gurley Brown~

Nearly all the Escapists in th...

Nearly all the Escapists in the long past have managed their own budget and their social relations so unsuccessfully that I wouldn't want them for my landlords, or my bankers, or my neighbors. They were valuable, like powerful stimulants, only when they were left out of the social and industrial routine.
~Willa Sibert Cather
American, Author Quotes~

Nearly all men die of their re...

Nearly all men die of their remedies, and not of their illnesses.
~Jean Baptiste Molière, Le Malade Imaginaire~

Nearly all men can stand adver...

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power.
~Abraham Lincoln~

Nearer, my God, to Thee - Near...

Nearer, my God, to Thee - Nearer to Thee - E'en though it be a cross That raiseth me; Still all my song shall be Nearer, my God, to Thee, Nearer to Thee!
~Sarah Flower Adams~

Near this spot are deposited t...

Near this spot are deposited the remains of one who possessed Beauty without Vanity, Strength without Insolence, Courage without Ferocity, and all the Virtues of Man without his Vices. This praise, which would be unmeaning Flattery, if inscribed over human ashes, is but a just Tribute to the Memory of BOATSWAIN, a Dog.
~John Cam Hobhouse~

Ne'er of the living can the li...

Ne'er of the living can the living judge - too blind the affection, or too fresh the grudge.
~Anonymous~

Ne'er look for the birds of th...

Ne'er look for the birds of this year in the nests of the last.
~Miguel de Cervantes~

Nay, Madam, when you are decla...

Nay, Madam, when you are declaiming, declaim; and when you are calculating, calculate.
~Samuel Johnson~

Nay, but Jack, such eyes! such...

Nay, but Jack, such eyes! such eyes! so innocently wild! so bashfully irresolute! Not a glance but speaks and kindles some thought of love! Then, Jack, her cheeks! her cheeks, Jack! so deeply blushing at the insinuations of her tell-tale eyes! Then, Jack, her lips! O, Jack, lips smiling at their own discretion! and, if not smiling, more sweetly pouting -- more lovely in sullenness! Then, Jack, her neck! O, Jack, Jack!
~Richard Brinsley Sheridan~

Nature, with equal mind, sees ...

Nature, with equal mind, sees all her sons at play, sees man control the wind, the wind sweep man away.
~Matthew Arnold~

Nature, when she invented, man...

Nature, when she invented, manufactured and patented her authors, contrived to make critics out of the chips that were left.
~Oliver Wendell Holmes~

Nature, to be commanded, must ...

Nature, to be commanded, must be obeyed.
~Francis Bacon, Novum Organum, 1620~

Nature, time, and patience are...

Nature, time, and patience are the three great physicians.
~H. G. Bohn~

Nature, time and patience are ...

Nature, time and patience are the three great physicians.
~Proverbs~

Nature, not content with denyi...

Nature, not content with denying him the ability to think, has endowed him with the ability to write.
~A. E. Housman~

Nature, like man, sometimes we...

Nature, like man, sometimes weeps for gladness.
~Anonymous~

Nature, like a kind and smilin...

Nature, like a kind and smiling mother, lends herself to our dreams and cherishes our fancies.
~Victor Hugo~

Nature's mighty law is change....

Nature's mighty law is change.
~Robert Burns~

Nature's laws affirm instead o...

Nature's laws affirm instead of prohibit.  If you violate her laws you are your own prosecuting attorney, judge, jury, and hangman.
~Luther Burbank~

Nature's first green is gold, ...

Nature's first green is gold, Her hardest hue to hold, Her early leaf's a flower; But only so an hour. Then leaf subsides to leaf. So Eden sank to grief, So dawn goes down to day. Nothing gold can stay.
~Robert Frost~

Nature will not be admired by ...

Nature will not be admired by proxy.
~Winston Churchill~

Nature will bear the closest i...

Nature will bear the closest inspection.  She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain.
~Henry David Thoreau~

Nature wants us to enjoy life ...

Nature wants us to enjoy life to the full and die without giving it a second thought; Christianity wants the opposite.
~Sainte-Beuve, Les Cahiers~

Nature uses only the longest t...

Nature uses only the longest threads to weave her patterns, so each small piece of her fabric reveals the organization of the entire tapestry.
~Richard Feynman~

Nature tops the list of potent...

Nature tops the list of potent tranquilizers and stress reducers. The mere sound of moving water has been shown to lower blood pressure.
~Patch Adams~